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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 12 — Ava vs. Superintendent

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Whoa. What's happening to music class?
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Well, the school pays for the music class
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out of discretionary funds.
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And since Ava lost her dirt on Superintendent Collins
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when he married the goomah,
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there's no way he's gonna fork over the cash
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like he has for the last three years.
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No more of the glitz and glam you lot have become used to.
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It's gonna go right back to the lean years.
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-(handle cracks) -Mm-hmm.
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Then what are these?
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There has to be a way to convince Superintendent Collins
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that we still need that discretionary money.
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Well, all the principals have to present their cases for funding
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to the school board at the end of the week.
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How do you always know this stuff?
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I told you all this many times --
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I trained to be a principal.
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-Mm, it's not ringing a bell. -Mm.
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I interned at the Baltimore School Board for two summers.
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I got my Master's in Educational Leadership,
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and I went through a program specifically meant
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to encourage young black men to become principals.
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So do I think that Ava can learn
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everything that she needs to know by Friday?
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No.
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Out of curiosity, what was her presentation like last year?
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She played a chopped and screwed version of Tom Cruise saying,
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"Show me the money," on repeat.
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And no one asked any questions when that worked?
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I'm sure she is preparing,
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given the circumstances have changed.
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"They keep telling me I've aged out of The Bachelor,
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so that's why I need to borrow your birth certificate, Ava,
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-exclamation mark." -(cellphone beeps)
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Even in a world where Ava could put together
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-a competent presentation... -Mm-hmm.
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...it still does not change the fact
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that the Superintendent can't stand her
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and, by extension, us.
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The nerve on that guy.
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Yeah, well, maybe this will be the year
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where the school board finally awards me
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that Advancement Grant that I have been applying to
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for 10 years.
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They will if we make them.
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Just, like, a little... gentle arm-twisting.
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A little arm twist never hurt.