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Idiocracy

Season 1, Episode 1 — Idiocracy

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- What's the matter? - Man, Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me...
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in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!
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Oh, no, don't worry about it. It'll be safe. Trust me.
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Who's Upgrayedd?
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He's my boyfriend.
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Man, how do you know this shit's safe?
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These guys know what they're doing. Don't worry.
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They've tested it on dogs and everything.
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What happens is, the drugs will kick in, we drift off to sleep,
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we wake up in a year, you'll be paintin' again.
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It'll be fine. All right.
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Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
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See, 'cause I knew this, uh, Dutch exchange student.
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His name was Untgrad.
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Okay, my niggas, we're almost set here.
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Just go ahead and lie down. Relax.
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[ Equipment Beeping ]
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See you in a year.
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[ Narrator ] The Human Hibernation Project...
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was one of the army's most ambitious experiments...
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and one of its most secretive.
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But it was not immune from human error.
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Freeze!
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[ Groans ]
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Soon after Collins's arrest and the massive scandal that followed,
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the base was closed.
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It hadn't even been a year, and the entire project was simply forgotten.
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Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind.
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As Joe and Rita lay dormant, the years passed,
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and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.
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Some had high hopes that genetic engineering...
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would correct this trend in evolution.
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But sadly, the greatest minds and resources...
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were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
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[ Orangutan Chattering ]
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Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline...
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until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.
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Like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with no plan whatsoever,
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leading to the Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505,
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which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever.
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[ Backup Warning Beeping ]
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Hold on. [ Man On TV ] Next, on The Violence Channel,
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an all-new Ow! My Balls!
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[ Screaming ]
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- All right. [ Chuckling ] - [ Beeping ]
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[ Snarling ] [ Screaming ]
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Groans ]