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Toy Story

Season 1, Episode 1 — Toy Story

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All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up!

stick

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Don't anybody move!

anybody

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Now, empty that safe!

empty

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Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money!

money

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Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

potato

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Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

quiet sheep

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Help! Baa! Help us!

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Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!

sheep somebody

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Reach for the sky!

reach

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Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!

sheriff woody

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I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

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Doh! How'd you know it was me?

howd

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Are you gonna come quietly?

quietly

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You can't touch me, Sheriff!

sheriff touch

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I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.

brought built field

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Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

brought dinosaur field

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Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!

yipe-yipe

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You're going to jail, Bart!

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Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.

wife

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You saved the day again, Woody.

woody

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You're my favourite deputy.

favourite

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Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

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Round 'em up, cowboy!

cowboy

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Yee-haw!

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Hey, cowboy!

cowboy

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Come on, Woody.

woody

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Whoa! Whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa

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Whoo!

whoo

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All right!

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Score!

score

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- What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!

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Okay, birthday boy...

birthday

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We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!

asked store

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-I hope I have enough places. -Wow, look at that! That's so...

hope places

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-One, two... Four. -Oh, my gosh, you got...

four gosh

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-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. -Could we leave this up 'til we move?

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-Well, sure! We can leave it up. -Yeah!

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Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute.

friends minute molly

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Okay. It's party time, Woody.

party woody

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Yee-haw!

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Howdy, little lady.

howdy lady

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Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

hole somebody water

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Come on, Molly.

molly

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Oh, you're getting heavy.

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See you later, Woody.

woody

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Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

birthday party pull string today

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Okay, everybody,

everybody

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coast is clear!

clear

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Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

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Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

baby sitting supposed

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Hey, Hamm.

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-Look, I'm Picasso! -I don't get it.

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You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

lookin

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-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? -Sir! No, sir!

seen slinky

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Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

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Hey, uh, Slinky?

slinky

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Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

woody

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-No. S-Slink... -Oh, well, all right.

slink

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You can be red if you want.

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Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

bad news slink

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Bad news?

bad news

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Shh, shh, shh!

shh

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Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.

happy meeting staff staff-meeting

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Got it.

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-Be happy! -Ha, ha, ha, ha!

happy

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Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

everybody meeting snake staff staff-meeting

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Hey.

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Hey, Etch. Draw!

draw

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Oh! Got me again.

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Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.

draw west working

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Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

meeting staff staff-meeting

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Now, where is that... Oh.

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Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

moved

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-How're you doin', Rex? -Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

doin

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I was close to being scared that time.

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I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.

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I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

annoying coming

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Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

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I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

wanted woody

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Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

nothin

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What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

sheep tonight watch

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Oh, yeah!

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Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

couple remember

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-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! -Come on, come on.

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Smaller toys up front.

front toys

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Hey, Woody, come on.

woody

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Ahem!

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--Oh, thanks, Mike.

thanks

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--Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.

step whoa whoa-whoa

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- For crying out loud. - Thank you.

loud

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Hello? Check. That better? Great.

check

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Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.

everybody

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Okay. First item today...

today

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Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

buddy moving moving-buddy

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- What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

buddy moving moving-buddy

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I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

supposed

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Do we have to hold hands?

hands

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You guys think this is a big joke.

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We've only got one week left before the move.

left week

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I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.

behind buddy left moving moving-buddy toys

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If you don't have one, get one!

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All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.

yes

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Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting

meeting night plastic

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was, I think, a big success.

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And we wanna thank Mr Spell for putting that on for us.

putting spell

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Thank you, Mr Spell.

spell

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You're welcome.

welcome

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Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.

note yes

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Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

andy andys birthday moved party today

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Wait a minute here!

minute

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What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not 'til next week!

birthday party today week

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What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?

goin

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Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.

obviously party wanted

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I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.

worried

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Of course Woody ain't worried.

aint course woody worried

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He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.

andy andys favourite

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Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

head potato potato-head

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If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.

woody

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Woody has never steered us wrong before.

woody

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Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

birthday christmas

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But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

andy another dinosaur

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I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

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Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.

ones replaced

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This is Andy we're talking about.

andy

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It doesn't matter how much we're played with.

matter

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What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.

andy needs

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That's what we're made for, right?

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Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they're here!

break hate meeting staff staff-meeting

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Birthday guests at three o'clock!

birthday three

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Stay calm, everyone!

calm

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Hey!

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Uh, meeting adjourned.

meeting

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Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

presents

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I can't see a thing.

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Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

month months yes

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-Any dinosaur-shaped ones? -Oh, for crying out loud.

dinosaur loud ones

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- They're all in boxes, you idiot. - They're getting bigger.

bigger idiot

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Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

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Hi!

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- Spell, trash can. - We're doomed!

spell trash

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All right! All right!

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If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

calm send

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-Yes! Yes! We promise! -Okay! Save your batteries.

promise save yes

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Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

using woody

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Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!

code post

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-You know what to do. -Yes, sir!

yes

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All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!

code heard

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Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!

charlie code plan repeat

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Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

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Yeah!

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Okay, come on, kids.

kids

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Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

living presents room

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All right, gangway, gangway.

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And this is how we find out

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what is in those presents.

presents

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Okay, who's hungry?

hungry

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Here come the chips!

chips

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I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!

cool

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What in the world... Oh!

world

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I thought I told him to pick these up.

pick

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Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

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Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best.

best

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Come on! They're not lying down on the job.

lying

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G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

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A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

behind soldier

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Okay, everybody, come on.

everybody

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Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody...

everybody kids settle

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You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.

andy circle middle

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Good. And... Which present are you gonna open first?

open present

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- Mine! - There they are.

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Come In, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

bird mother mother-bird

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-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet! -Come in, Mother Bird.

bird mother mother-bird quiet

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All right, Andy's opening the first present now.

andy andys opening present

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Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head!

head potato potato-head

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Hey, I can dream, can't I?

dream

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The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.

coming paper

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It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box.

lunch

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-We've got a lunch box here. -A lunch box?

lunch

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- Lunch box? - For lunch.

lunch

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Okay, second present. It appears to be...

present second

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-Okay, it's bed sheets. -Who invited that kid?

invited

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Oh! Only one left.

left

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-Okay, we're on the last present now. -Last present!

present

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It's a big one. It's a...

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-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! -Whew!

board game repeat whew

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Hallelujah!

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-Yeah! All right! -Hey, watch it!

watch

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Sorry there, old spud head.

head

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Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.

goin home mission

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So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothin' to worry about.

nothin worry

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I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

along second woody

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Wait a minute. Oh!

minute

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-What do we have here? -Wait! Turn that thing back on!

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Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!

bird mother mother-bird

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Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.

present pulled surprise

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Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.

andy andys excited opening

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- Mom, what is it? - It's a huge package.

huge package

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Oh, get outta the... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.

kids outta

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- It's a... - Wow!

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- -It's a what? What is it?

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Oh, no!

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Oh, ya big lizard!

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-Now we'll never know what it is! -Way to go, Rex!

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No, no! Turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

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He's puttin' 'em in backwa... Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!

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Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!

minus plus

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Let's go to my room, guys!

room

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Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

andy coming

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- There! - Juvenile intrusion!

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Repeat, resume your positions now!

repeat

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Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!

andy andys coming everybody hurry places

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Get to your places! Get to your places!

places

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Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

seen

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Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!

lasers light zurg

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Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.

quick space spaceship

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And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!

action chop chop-action karate karate-chop karate-chop-action

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Come on down, guys! It's time for games!

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We've got prizes!

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-What is it? -Can you see it?

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-What the heck is up there? -Woody, who's up there with ya?

woody

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Woody?

woody

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-What are you doing under the bed? -Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.

nothin

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I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.

andy excited

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Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!

cream mistake

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Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody.

mistake sitting spot woody

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- Have you been replaced? - What did I tell you earlier?

replaced

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No one is getting replaced.

replaced

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Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there

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a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

andy andys room welcome

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--Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

buzz buzz-lightyear command lightyear star star-command

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Come in, Star Command.

command star star-command

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--Star Command, come in.

command star star-command

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Do you read me?

read

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Why don't they answer? My ship!

answer ship

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Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.

weeks

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Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear mission

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My ship has run off course en route to sector 12.

course sector ship

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I've crash-landed on a strange planet.

landed planet

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The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.

must

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Terrain seems a bit unstable.

seems

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No readout yet if the air is breathable.

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And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

life seems sign

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Hello!

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Whoa! H-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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- Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.

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- Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.

howdy name woody

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And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say.

andy andys room wanted

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And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.

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This is my spot, see, the bed here.

spot

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Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here.

local

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I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear ranger space space-ranger universe

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My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

landed mistake ship

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Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.

mistake spot yes

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I need to repair my turbo boosters.

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Do you people still use fossil fuel, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

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Well, let's see. We got double-A's.

double

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Watch yourself! Halt! Who goes there?

watch

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Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.

friends shoot

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-Do you know these life-forms? -Yes! They're Andy's toys.

andy andys life toys yes

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All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.

clear

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I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear peace

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Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

dinosaur glad

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Wh-why, thank you!

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Now, thank you all for your kind welcome!

welcome

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-Say, what's that button do? -I'll show you.

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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear rescue

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Oh!

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Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string.

pull string woody woodys

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-Only it's... -Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

sounds

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Oh, yeah, but not like this. This is a quality sound system.

quality sound system

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Probably all copper wiring, huh?

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So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

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Well, no. Actually, l-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

four sector

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As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit

universe

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of the Space Ranger Corps,

ranger space space-ranger

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I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion

galaxy threat

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from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

evil zurg

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Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

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And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel.

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I'm actually from a smaller company

company

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that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

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You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.

seen

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Well, sure. Look at him.

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He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.

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--Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

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You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

laser

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Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

laser woody

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It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.

laser light

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-What's with him? -Laser envy.

laser

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All right, that's enough!

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Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

andy andys

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-Toy? -T-O-Y. Toy!

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Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."

excuse ranger space space-ranger word

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The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

present toys word

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Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?

kinda

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Uh, Mr Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious.

lightyear

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What does a Space Ranger actually do?

ranger space space-ranger

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He's not a Space Ranger!

ranger space space-ranger

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He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly!

evil fight lasers shoot

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Excuse me.

excuse

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- Ooh! - Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!

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Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly!

plastic

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They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.

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- No, you can't. - Yes, I can.

yes

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-You can't. -Can.

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Can't. Can't. Can't!

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I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

eyes room

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-Okay, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it. -All right, then, I will.

light

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Stand back, everyone!

stand

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To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

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- Can! - Whoa!

whoa

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Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

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I found my movin' buddy.

buddy found movin

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Thank you. Th-Thank you all. Thank you.

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That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.

falling flying style

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Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?

must teach

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- Golly bob howdy! - Oh, shut up!

howdy

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You know, in a couple of days,

couple days

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everything will be just the way it was. They'll see.

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They'll see.

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I'm still Andy's favourite toy.

andy andys favourite

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Whoa!

whoa

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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear rescue

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Finally!

finally

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Hey, who's got my hat?

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Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

howdy woody

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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha! Gimme that!

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Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something.

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It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture.

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Your chief, Andy, inscribed his name on me.

andy name

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Wow!

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With permanent ink too!

permanent

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Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

must ship

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Don't let it get to you, Woody.

woody

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Uh... let what? I don't, uh... What do you mean? Who?

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I know Andy's excited about Buzz.

andy andys buzz excited

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But you know he'll always have a special place for you.

place special

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- Yeah, like the attic. - All right, that's it!

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- -Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

bonding strip

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Mr Lightyear wants more tape.

lightyear wants

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Hmm?

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Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy.

andy light

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He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

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What are you talking about?

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- Where's that bonding strip?

bonding strip

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And another thing,

another

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stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

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Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?

command star star-command

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Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

hard

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-Don't even think about it, cowboy. -Oh, yeah, tough guy?

cowboy tough

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The air isn't... toxic.

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How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet!

dare open planet uncharted

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My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

couldve

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You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear?

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear

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Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!

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Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear real

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You're mocking me, aren't you?

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Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!

alien buzz

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Where?

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Yes!

yes

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-Whoa! -Uh-oh.

whoa

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It's Sid!

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Don't Move!

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I thought he was at summer camp.

summer

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They must've kicked him out early this year.

early kicked must

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Oh, no, not Sid!

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Incoming!

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-Who is it this time? -I... I can't... I can't tell.

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-Hey, where's Lenny? -Right here, Woody.

woody

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Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.

watch

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Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.

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What's going on?

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Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.

toys

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I'd better take a look anyway.

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Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

soldier

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That's why, Sid.

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Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

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No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

idiot scud

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That is Sid.

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-You mean that happy child? -That ain't no happy child.

aint child happy

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He tortures toys, just for fun!

toys

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Well, then we've got to do something.

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What are you doing? Get down from there!

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-I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson. -Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

ahead lesson teach

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- Melt him with your scary laser.

laser scary

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Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.

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He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!

dirt

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Look out!

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Yes! He's gone! He's history!

history yes

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- Whoo! - I could've stopped him.

couldve stopped whoo

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Buzz, I would love to see you try.

buzz love

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Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

course love

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The sooner we move, the better.

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Yeah!

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To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

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All this packing makes me hungry.

hungry makes

↓

What would you say to dinner at, oh, Pizza Planet?

dinner pizza pizza-planet planet

↓

Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!

cool pizza pizza-planet planet

↓

Go wash your hands, and I'll get Molly ready.

hands molly ready

↓

- Can I bring some toys? - You can bring one toy.

bring toys

↓

-Just one? -One toy?

↓

Hmm.

↓

Will Andy pick me?

andy pick

↓

"Don't count on it"?

count

↓

Mmm!

↓

Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear.

buzz buzz-buzz buzz-buzz-lightyear buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness. We've got trouble!

buzz buzz-lightyear goodness lightyear trouble

↓

-Trouble? Where? -Down there. Just down there.

trouble

↓

A helpless toy, it's... it's trapped, Buzz!

buzz

↓

Then we've no time to lose.

lose

↓

I don't see anything!

↓

Oh, he's there! Just, just keep looking!

looking

↓

What kind of toy...

↓

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!

whoa whoa-whoa

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

I don't see him in the driveway.

↓

-I think he bounced into Sid's yard! -Oh! Buzz!

buzz sids

↓

Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to say something. What is it, boy?

↓

-He's saying that this was no accident. -What do you mean?

accident

↓

-I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed... -No!

pushed

↓

...by Woody!

woody

↓

- What? - Wait a minute.

minute

↓

You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

buzz head knock potato potato-head window

↓

That's Mr Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!

head potato potato-head

↓

Now, it was an accident, guys.

accident

↓

Come on. Now, you, you gotta believe me.

believe

↓

We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

believe woody

↓

Well, ye... N... I don't like confrontations!

↓

Where is your honour, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace!

dirt

↓

You don't deserve to... Hey!

deserve

↓

You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody?

buzz cutting handle woody

↓

Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favourite toy.

andy andys buzz face fact favourite might

↓

So you got rid of him.

↓

Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh?

andy playing starts woody

↓

You gonna knock me outta the window too?

knock outta window

↓

I don't think we should give him the chance.

chance

↓

There he is, men. Frag him!

↓

Let's string him up by his pull string!

pull string

↓

- I got dibs on his hat! - Would you boys stop it!

boys

↓

Tackle him!

↓

No, no, no! Wait! I can explain everything!

explain

↓

Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.

buzz

↓

Retreat!

↓

Mom, do you know where Buzz is?

buzz

↓

- No, I haven't seen him. - Psst!

seen

↓

- Andy, I'm heading out the door! - But, Mom, I can't find him!

andy door

↓

Honey, just grab some other toy. Now, come on!

honey

↓

Oh, okay.

↓

I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

buzz left

↓

Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.

honey

↓

It's too short! We need more monkeys!

short

↓

There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

whole

↓

Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!

buzz working

↓

We're formulating another plan! Stay calm!

another calm plan

↓

Oh, where could he be?

↓

-Can I help pump the gas? -Sure! I'll even let you drive.

pump

↓

-Yeah? -Yeah, when you're 16.

↓

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.

funny

↓

Aw, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

accident

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

Buzz! Ha! You're alive!

alive buzz

↓

This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

↓

Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room

andy room

↓

and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.

mistake

↓

Huh? Right? Buddy?

buddy

↓

I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me,

tried

↓

revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

idea planet promote revenge

↓

-Oh. Well, that's good. -But we're not on my planet, are we?

planet

↓

No.

↓

Okay, come on!

↓

You want a piece of me?

piece

↓

Owww!

↓

Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

buzz buzz-buzz buzz-buzz-lightyear buzz-lightyear lightyear rescue

↓

- Aah-ouch! - Next stop.

ouch

↓

Pizza Planet! Yeah!

pizza pizza-planet planet

↓

Andy!

andy

↓

Wh... Doesn't he realise that I'm not there?

↓

I'm lost!

lost

↓

Oh, I'm a lost toy!

lost

↓

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear mission

↓

The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refuelling station of some sort.

huge local sheriff

↓

You!

↓

- According to my navi-computer, the... - Shut up!

according computer

↓

-Just shut up, you idiot! -Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

idiot panic sheriff

↓

This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost. Andy is gone.

andy lost panic perfect

↓

They're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!

days fault house

↓

My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

fault place pushed window

↓

Oh, yeah?

↓

Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship

spaceship stupid

↓

and taken away everything that was important to me...

↓

Don't talk to me about importance!

↓

Because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

entire security universe

↓

What? What are you talkin' about?

talkin

↓

Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg

galaxy zurg

↓

has been secretly building a weapon

building

↓

with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!

entire planet

↓

I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.

alone information

↓

And you, my friend, are responsible

friend

↓

for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

command star star-command

↓

You... are... a... toy!

↓

You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a...

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear real

↓

You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

action action-figure child figure

↓

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

↓

Farewell.

↓

Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

↓

"Rendezvous with Star Command."

command star star-command

↓

- Hey, gas dude! - You talkin' to me?

talkin

↓

-Yeah, man. Can you help me? -Pizza Planet? Andy!

andy pizza pizza-planet planet

↓

Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?

cutting

↓

Oh, no!

↓

I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

buzz face room

↓

-Buzz! Buzz, come back! -Go away!

buzz buzz-buzz

↓

No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...

buzz

↓

I found a spaceship!

found spaceship

↓

It's a spaceship, Buzz!

buzz spaceship

↓

Come on, man, hurry up! Urn, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!

cold hurry

↓

- Cutting Boulevard, huh? - Yeah, yeah. Which way?

cutting

↓

Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin

space

↓

-once it jettisons its food supply? -Uh-huh.

food supply

↓

And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.

able home

↓

-Well, then, let's climb aboard. -No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!

buzz buzz-buzz climb

↓

Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

↓

Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.

area

↓

-We'll be much safer in the cockpit. -Yeah, bu...

↓

Buzz! Buzz!

buzz buzz-buzz

↓

That's two lefts and a right, huh?

↓

-Thanks for the directions, okay? -Yeah. And remember, kid...

remember thanks

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

idiot

↓

Next shuttle lift-off is scheduled for

lift shuttle

↓

- T-minus 30 minutes and counting.

counting minus minutes

↓

You are clear to enter.

clear

↓

Welcome to Pizza Planet.

pizza pizza-planet planet welcome

↓

The white zone is for immediate pizza...

immediate pizza white

↓

Sheriff!

sheriff

↓

There you are.

↓

Now, the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.

↓

Great idea, Woody.

idea woody

↓

I like your thinkin'.

↓

You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

clear pizza pizza-planet planet welcome

↓

Now!

↓

Quickly, Sheriff! The air lock is closing.

sheriff

↓

Jones, party of five, your shuttle is now boarding...

five party shuttle

↓

Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?

↓

Ow! Watch where you're going!

watch

↓

Sorry.

↓

...nine, eight, seven, six,

eight nine seven

↓

- five, four, three,

five four three

↓

two, one.

↓

What a spaceport! Good work, Woody.

woody

↓

Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?

black hole

↓

-Andy! -Now, we need to find a ship

andy ship

↓

-that's headed for Sector 12. -Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.

buzz minute sector

↓

-There's a special ship. I just saw it. -You mean it has hyperdrive?

ship special

↓

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

↓

And Astro... turf!

↓

-Where is it? 1-1 don't see the... -Come on. That's it.

↓

Spaceship!

spaceship

↓

All right, Buzz, get ready. And...

buzz ready

↓

-And the universe explodes! -Okay, Buzz, when I say go,

buzz universe

↓

we're gonna jump in the basket. Buzz!

buzz

↓

- No! - Mom, if I eat all my pizza,

pizza

↓

can I have some alien slime?

alien

↓

This cannot be happening to me.

cannot

↓

-A stranger. -From the outside.

↓

- Ooh! - Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

I come in peace.

peace

↓

Before your space journey, re-energise yourself

space

↓

with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.

three

↓

This is an intergalactic emergency.

emergency

↓

I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12.

sector

↓

Who's in charge here?

charge

↓

The claw!

claw

↓

The claw is our master.

claw master

↓

The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

claw

↓

- This is ludicrous. - Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?

brain

↓

- Take that!

↓

Oh, no! Sid!

↓

Get down!

↓

What's gotten into you? I was...

gotten

↓

You are the one that decided to climb into this...

climb decided

↓

Shh! The claw, it moves.

claw moves shh

↓

I have been chosen!

chosen

↓

Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

friends place

↓

Gotcha!

↓

A Buzz Lightyear? No way!

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

Yes!

yes

↓

Buzz! No!

buzz

↓

Hey!

↓

He has been chosen!

chosen

↓

-He must go. -Hey!

must

↓

-What are you doing? -Do not fight the claw.

claw fight

↓

Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!

↓

All right! Double prizes!

double

↓

Let's go home and... play.

home

↓

Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here.

sheriff

↓

-You're almost home. -Nirvana is coming.

coming home

↓

-The mystic portal awaits. -Will you be quiet?

quiet

↓

You guys don't get it, do you?

↓

Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.

coming house sids

↓

Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!

scud whoa

↓

Sit! Good boy.

↓

-Hey, I got something for you, boy. -Freeze!

↓

Ready, set, now!

ready

↓

Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

hannah

↓

-What? -Did I get my package in the mail?

mail package

↓

-I don't know. -What do you mean you don't know?

↓

I don't know!

↓

-Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie! -What? Hey!

hannah

↓

-She's sick! -No, she's not!

sick

↓

I'll have to perform one of my operations.

↓

- No! - No, not Sid's room. Not there.

room sids

↓

Hey, give her back!

↓

Sid! Sid!

↓

Oh, no, we have a sick patient here, nurse.

sick

↓

Prepare the OR, stat!

prepare

↓

Patient is... prepped.

↓

No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

brain double ones

↓

Now for the tricky part. Pliers!

part tricky

↓

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

believe mans school

↓

Doctor, you've done it!

↓

Hannah!

hannah

↓

Janie's all better now.

↓

- Mom! Mom! - She's lying!

lying

↓

Whatever she says, it's not true!

↓

We are gonna die. I'm outta here!

outta

↓

Locked.

↓

There's gotta be another way outta here.

another outta

↓

Uh, Buzz? W-Was that you?

buzz

↓

Hey, hi there, little fella.

↓

Come out here. Do you know a way outta here?

outta

↓

B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!

buzz

↓

They're cannibals.

cannibals

↓

--Mayday, mayday.

↓

Come in, Star Command. Send reinforcements.

command send star star-command

↓

Star Command, do you copy?

command copy star star-command

↓

--I've set my laser from stun to kill.

kill laser

↓

Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

↓

Hey, you guys, I think I found him!

found

↓

Buzz, is that you?

buzz

↓

Whiskers, will you get outta here!

outta

↓

You're interfering with the search and rescue!

rescue

↓

Look, they're home.

home

↓

Mom, have you seen Woody?

seen woody

↓

Where was the last place you left him?

left place

↓

Right here in the van.

↓

Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.

hard looking

↓

He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.

woody woodys

↓

Woody's gone?

woody woodys

↓

Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

↓

Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.

↓

Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?

capable wouldve

↓

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

hope slink

↓

Oh, a survivor. Where's the rebel base? Talk!

↓

I can see your will is strong.

↓

Well, we have ways of making you talk.

ways

↓

Where are your rebel friends now?

friends

↓

Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!

ready

↓

All right!

↓

Are you all right? I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

proud sheriff

↓

A lesser man would've talked under such torture.

talked wouldve

↓

I sure hope this isn't permanent.

hope permanent

↓

Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the space port.

command space star star-command word

↓

The door. It's open! We're free!

door free open

↓

Woody, we don't know what's out there!

woody

↓

I'll tell you wha...

↓

They're gonna eat us, Buzz! Do something quick!

buzz quick

↓

- Shield your eyes.

eyes

↓

It's not working. I recharged it before I left. It should be good for...

left working

↓

You idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!

action chop chop-action idiot karate karate-chop karate-chop-action

↓

-Get away! Hoo-cha! -Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?

doin

↓

-Stop that. -Back! Back, you savages! Back!

↓

-Woody, stop it! -Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled!

dinner woody

↓

There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

home place

↓

There's no place like home.

home place

↓

Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're gonna get us killed.

another cowboy

↓

-Don't tell me what to do. -Shh!

shh

↓

Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!

↓

We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

movin train

↓

Split up!

↓

Hmm?

↓

Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in, Buzz Lightyear.

buzz buzz-lightyear calling lightyear

↓

-This is Star Command. -Star Command!

command star star-command

↓

- Buzz Lightyear, do you read me? - Buzz Lightyear responding.

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear read

↓

Read you loud and clear.

clear loud read

↓

Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help.

buzz buzz-lightyear earth lightyear needs planet

↓

- On the way! - Buzz Lightyear!

buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

The world's greatest superhero!

greatest world worlds

↓

Now the world's greatest toy!

greatest world worlds

↓

Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

buzz

↓

- Calling Buzz Lightyear! - Karate chop action!

action buzz buzz-lightyear calling chop chop-action karate karate-chop karate-chop-action lightyear

↓

- Wow! - Pulsating laser light!

laser light

↓

- Total annihilation! - Multi-phrase voice simulator!

voice

↓

There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

mission secret secret-mission space uncharted uncharted-space

↓

There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

mission secret secret-mission space uncharted uncharted-space

↓

And best of all, high pressure space wings!

best space wings

↓

- To infinity and beyond! - Not a flying toy.

beyond flying infinity

↓

Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure

action action-figure buzz buzz-lightyear figure lightyear

↓

- and save a galaxy near you! - Buzz Lightyear!

buzz buzz-lightyear galaxy lightyear save

↓

Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.

area

↓

And welcome back to the

welcome

↓

Point Richmond Bowling Championship.

point

↓

You are a toy!

↓

You can't fly!

↓

To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

↓

Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

seen

↓

What, dear? What was that?

↓

Never mind!

mind

↓

Oof! Oof!

↓

Buzz, the coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?

buzz clear

↓

There's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go.

mission secret secret-mission space uncharted uncharted-space

↓

Really? That is so interesting.

interesting

↓

Would you like some tea, Mrs Nesbitt?

nesbitt

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

late

↓

-Oh, no! -What a lovely hat, Mrs Nesbitt.

nesbitt

↓

It goes quite well with your head.

head

↓

Hannah!

hannah

↓

Oh, Hannah!

hannah

↓

Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

excuse ladies

↓

I'll be right back.

↓

What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?

↓

Buzz. Hey. Buzz, are you okay?

buzz

↓

- Gone! - It's all gone.

↓

All of it's gone. Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.

whoo

↓

What happened to you?

happened

↓

One minute you're defending the whole galaxy.

galaxy minute whole

↓

And suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with

↓

Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

sister

↓

I think you've had enough tea for today.

today

↓

Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

buzz outta

↓

Don't you get it? You see the hat?

↓

-I am Mrs Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha! -Snap out of it, Buzz!

buzz nesbitt

↓

I-I-I-I'm sorry. I... You're right.

↓

I am just a little depressed. That's all.

↓

I can get through this.

↓

-Oh, I'm a sham! -Shh!

shh

↓

-Look at me. -Quiet, Buzz.

buzz quiet

↓

I can't even fly out of a window.

window

↓

The hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good.

looked

↓

-The apron is a bit much. -"Out the window"!

window

↓

Buzz, you're a genius!

buzz genius

↓

Come on, come on. This way.

↓

Years of academy, training, wasted!

academy years

↓

Ha, ha. B-3.

↓

-Miss! G-6. -Oh!

miss

↓

-You sunk it. Are you peeking? -Heh, heh!

↓

Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up. No, no, not the ear.

quit

↓

-Give me the nose. Come on. -How about three out of five?

five three

↓

Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!

↓

-Son of a building block. It's Woody. -He's in the psycho's bedroom.

building woody

↓

-Ha, ha! Hi! -Everyone! It's Woody!

woody

↓

-Woody? -You're kidding!

kidding woody

↓

-Woody? -Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.

buzz outta woody

↓

Buzz?

buzz

↓

-Hey, look! -Woody!

woody

↓

Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

glad

↓

-I knew you'd come back, Woody. -What are you doin' over there?

doin woody

↓

It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later.

explain story

↓

Here! Catch this!

catch

↓

Ha!

↓

-Whoa! I've got it, Woody. -He got it, Woody.

whoa woody

↓

Good goin', Slink. Now just, just tie it on to somethin'.

goin slink

↓

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a better idea. How 'bout we don't?

idea

↓

-Hey! -Potato Head.

head potato potato-head

↓

Did you all take stupid pills this morning?

morning stupid

↓

Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?

buzz

↓

And now you wanna let him back over here?

↓

No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it... You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

head potato potato-head

↓

Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me!

buzz

↓

-You are a liar! -No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

buzz liar

↓

Tell the nice toys that you're... that you're not dead.

dead toys

↓

Just a sec!

↓

Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?

buzz hand

↓

That's very funny, Buzz.

buzz funny

↓

- This is serious! - Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?

whered woody

↓

He's lying. Buzz ain't there.

aint buzz lying

↓

Oh! Hi, Buzz!

buzz

↓

Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?

↓

Hiya, fellas! To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

↓

Hey, look! It's Buzz!

buzz

↓

Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake.

best buzz friends secret

↓

Give me five, man!

five

↓

Something's screwy here.

↓

So you see we're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?

buzz friends

↓

You bet. Give me a hug.

↓

Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

love

↓

See? It is Buzz.

buzz

↓

-Now give back the lights, Potato Head. -Wait just a minute.

head lights minute potato potato-head

↓

-What are you tryin' to pull? -Nothing!

pull tryin

↓

-Oh, that is disgusting. -Murderer!

disgusting

↓

-No! No, no, no, no, no! -You murdering dog!

↓

-It's not what you think. I swear! -Save it for the jury.

save

↓

I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep.

hope voice

↓

No, no! No, no! Don't leave! Don't leave!

↓

Ya gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!

↓

Come on. Let's get outta here.

outta

↓

Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.

lives

↓

Come back! Slink!

slink

↓

Slink! Please! Please! Listen to me!

slink

↓

No! No! Come back!

↓

Slinky!

slinky

↓

Buzz! Go away!

buzz

↓

You disgusting freaks! Aaah!

aaah disgusting

↓

All right, back! Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!

cannibals

↓

He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters!

alive

↓

What are you doin'?

doin

↓

Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

↓

But-But they're cannibals.

cannibals

↓

We saw them eat those other toys.

toys

↓

Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought that you were gonna...

↓

You know, you know, eat my friend.

friend

↓

Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

↓

- What's wrong? - Sid?

↓

Not now, Mom! I'm busy!

busy

↓

- Sid! Buzz, come on! - You left that door open.

buzz door left open

↓

Get up! Use your legs! Fine! Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!

legs trash

↓

It came! It finally came!

finally

↓

Ha, ha!

↓

"The Big One."

↓

"Extremely dangerous.

↓

"Keep out of reach of children."

children reach

↓

Cool! What am I gonna blow?

blow cool

↓

Man. Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

cowboy

↓

Yes. I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.

wanted yes

↓

Heh, heh.

↓

Now. Yes.

yes

↓

Oh, no!

↓

Oh, man!

↓

Sid Phillips reporting.

↓

Launch of the shuttle has been delayed

launch shuttle

↓

due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site.

launch

↓

Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.

tomorrow

↓

Sweet dreams.

dreams sweet

↓

I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.

honey looked

↓

But what if we leave them behind?

behind

↓

Oh, don't worry, honey.

honey worry

↓

I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

buzz tomorrow woody

↓

I need air!

↓

Will you quit movin' around?

movin quit

↓

I'm sorry. It's just that I get... I get so nervous before I travel.

nervous travel

↓

How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?

buddy moving moving-buddy

↓

Everyone else was picked.

↓

Oh, Woody.

woody

↓

If only you could see how much Andy misses you.

andy

↓

Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!

buzz

↓

Hey. Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me.

↓

Oh, come on, Buzz, I...

buzz

↓

Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.

buzz

↓

I can't help. I can't help anyone.

↓

Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me outta here.

buzz outta

↓

Then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.

andy andys break house rocket

↓

Andy's house, Sid's house. What's the difference?

andy andys difference house sids

↓

Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.

buzz fall must thinking

↓

No, Woody. For the first time I am thinking clearly.

thinking woody

↓

You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger.

along ranger space space-ranger

↓

I'm just a toy, a stupid, little, insignificant toy.

stupid

↓

Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

minute whoa

↓

Bein' a toy is a lot better than bein' a, a Space Ranger.

ranger space space-ranger

↓

-Yeah, right. -No, it is.

↓

Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest.

greatest house thinks

↓

And it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal.

ranger space space-ranger

↓

It's because you're a toy. You are his toy.

↓

But why would Andy want me?

andy

↓

Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.

andy buzz buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you.

moving parts

↓

You've got wings. You glow in the dark. You talk!

wings

↓

Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing.

↓

You are a cool toy.

cool

↓

As a matter of fact, you're too cool.

cool fact matter

↓

I mean, I mean, what chance does a toy like me have

chance

↓

against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

action action-figure buzz buzz-lightyear figure lightyear

↓

All I can do is...

↓

There's a snake In my boots.

snake

↓

Why would Andy ever want to play with me

andy

↓

when he's got you?

↓

I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

rocket

↓

Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

buzz forget

↓

You should get outta here while you can.

outta

↓

Buzz? What are you doin'? I thought you were...

buzz doin

↓

Come on, sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us.

house needs sheriff

↓

Now let's get you out of this thing.

↓

Yes, sir!

yes

↓

Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

buzz

↓

Woody, it's the moving van.

moving woody

↓

We gotta get outta here now.

outta

↓

Come on, Buzz.

buzz

↓

All right.

↓

-Hey, I'm out! -Almost there.

↓

I want to ride the pony.

pony ride

↓

Phew.

↓

Woody? Woody? Are you all right?

woody

↓

I'm fine. I'm okay.

↓

Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off! Whoo!

lift whoo

↓

To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

↓

Whoo-hoo!

whoo

↓

Aah! Back, back.

↓

Down, down!

↓

Okay, what do I do? Come on, Woody. Think.

woody

↓

Guys!

↓

No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait. Listen, please.

↓

There's a good toy down there,

↓

and he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

minutes

↓

All because of me. We gotta save him.

save

↓

And, uh... But I need your help.

↓

Please. He's my friend.

friend

↓

And he's the only one I've got.

↓

Thank you. Okay, I think I know what to do.

↓

We're gonna have to break a few rules.

break

↓

But if it works, it'll help everybody.

everybody itll works

↓

Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control.

control houston mission

↓

Launch pad is being constructed.

launch

↓

All right, listen up.

↓

I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here.

pump

↓

Legs, you're with Ducky.

legs

↓

RollerBob and I don't move 'til we get the signal. Clear?

clear signal

↓

Okay. Let's move!

↓

Wind the frog.

wind

↓

Wait for the signal.

signal

↓

Go!

↓

All right, let's go!

↓

I'll get it!

↓

Now!

↓

I'm coming. I'm coming.

coming

↓

Scud!

scud

↓

Stupid dog.

stupid

↓

Lean back!

↓

Uh, Mission Control, is the launch pad construction complete?

control launch mission

↓

Uh, roger. Rocket is now secured to guide wire.

rocket

↓

We are currently obtaining the ignition sticks.

↓

Countdown will commence momentarily.

↓

-Stand by. -Let's go.

stand

↓

Hey, Ma! Where are the matches? Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

mind

↓

Woody! Great! Help me outta this thing.

outta woody

↓

-Shh! -What?

shh

↓

It's okay. Everything's under control.

control

↓

Woody, what are you doing?

woody

↓

Houston. All systems are go. Requesting permission to launch...

houston launch permission

↓

Hey? How'd you get out here?

howd

↓

Oh, well. You and I can have a cookout later.

↓

Houston, do we have permission to launch?

houston launch permission

↓

Uh, roger. Permission granted.

permission

↓

You are confirmed at "T" minus ten seconds.

minus seconds

↓

And counting. Ten, nine,

counting nine

↓

eight, seven, six,

eight seven

↓

five, four, three, two,

five four three

↓

one!

↓

Reach for the sky!

reach

↓

Huh?

↓

This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

aint town

↓

What?

↓

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

hole somebody water

↓

-It's busted. -Who are you callin' busted, buster?

↓

- That's right.

↓

- I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

↓

We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,

↓

or smashed or ripped apart.

↓

-"We"? -That's right! Your toys!

toys

↓

Mama!

mama

↓

Mama!

mama

↓

Mama! Mama!

mama

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Mama!

mama

↓

From now on, you must take good care of your toys!

care must toys

↓

Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid.

↓

We toys can see everything.

toys

↓

So play nice.

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!

yes

↓

The toys! The toys are alive!

alive toys

↓

N-Nice toy. Aaah!

aaah

↓

What's wrong, Sid?

↓

Don't you want to play with Sally?

↓

Nice work, fellows. Good job.

↓

Comin' out of the ground, what a touch. That was a stroke of genius.

comin genius ground touch

↓

Woody.

woody

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

Everybody say, "Bye, house!"

everybody house

↓

- Woody! The van! - Bye, house.

house woody

↓

We gotta run! Thanks, guys!

thanks

↓

Quick!

quick

↓

Just go. I'll catch up.

catch

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Come on!

↓

You can do it, Woody!

woody

↓

I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!

↓

I made it.

↓

Aaah! Get away, you stupid dog! Down!

aaah stupid

↓

-Down! Aah! Aah! -Hold on, Woody!

woody

↓

I can't do it.

↓

Take care of Andy for me!

andy care

↓

No!

↓

Buzz!

buzz

↓

-Ow! -Are we there already?

↓

-Woody? -How did you...?

woody

↓

-How'd he get here? -Where have you...?

howd

↓

-What happened? -Ow!

happened

↓

-What's goin' on? -What's he takin'?

goin

↓

Aha! There you are!

↓

Hey. What's he doing?

↓

-Aah! -He's at it again!

↓

Ha, ha, ha!

↓

-Get him! -Come on!

↓

Ah, ah, no, no!

↓

No, no, no, no! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Pig pile!

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

- Get outta that car! - Move it!

outta

↓

Whew.

whew

↓

No! Please! You don't understand!

↓

Buzz is out there. We gotta help him.

buzz

↓

-No! -Toss him overboard!

↓

No, no, no! Wait! Aah!

↓

-Hooray! -So long, Woody!

woody

↓

Aah!

↓

Oh! Woody!

woody

↓

-Oh! Well, thanks for the ride. -Look out!

ride thanks

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Now let's catch up to that truck.

catch truck

↓

Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

woody woodys

↓

-What? -And Buzz is with him!

buzz

↓

It is Buzz!

buzz

↓

Woody was telling the truth.

telling truth woody

↓

-What have we done? -Great! Now I have guilt.

↓

We're almost there!

↓

Rocky, the ramp!

↓

Look out!

↓

Quick! Hold onto my tail!

quick

↓

-Attaboy, Slink! -Oh! Woody!

slink woody

↓

Woody! Speed up!

speed woody

↓

-Speed up! -The batteries!

speed

↓

They're runnin' out!

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Whoa! Aah!

whoa

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

-I can't hold on much longer. -Slink! Hang on!

hang longer slink

↓

-Aaah! -Ouch!

aaah ouch

↓

Great!

↓

Woody! The rocket!

rocket woody

↓

The match! Yes!

yes

↓

Thank you, Sid!

↓

No! No, no! No!

↓

No! Oh, no!

↓

No, no, no, no, no,

↓

no!

↓

No!

↓

-Woody! What are you doing? -Hold still, Buzz!

buzz woody

↓

-Ha-ha! Ha-ha! -You did it!

↓

Next stop, Andy!

andy

↓

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!

minute rocket

↓

I should have held on longer.

longer

↓

Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz comin' up fast!

buzz comin fast woody

↓

Woody!

woody

↓

Aah! Take cover!

↓

Aaah! This is the part where we blow up!

aaah blow part

↓

Not today!

today

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Hey, Buzz! You're flyin'!

buzz

↓

This isn't flying. This is falling with style.

falling flying style

↓

Ha-ha-ha!

↓

To infinity and beyond!

beyond infinity

↓

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

buzz missed truck

↓

We're not aiming for the truck.

truck

↓

Hey, wow!

↓

- What? What is it? - Woody! Buzz!

buzz woody

↓

Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?

found

↓

-Here in the car! -See?

↓

Now, what'd I tell you? Right where you left 'em.

left whatd

↓

-Which one can I open first? -Let's let Molly open one.

molly open

↓

Frankincense, this is Myrrh.

↓

Hey, heads up, everybody. It's show time.

everybody heads

↓

Whoa! It's time!

whoa

↓

Ohh! Oh, Bo.

↓

There's got to be a less painful way to get my attention.

attention less

↓

Merry Christmas, sheriff.

christmas sheriff

↓

-Say, isn't that mistletoe? -Mm-hmm.

↓

Ooh!

↓

Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur. Like a leaf eater.

andy another dinosaur

↓

That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator.

↓

Quiet, everyone! Quiet!

quiet

↓

Molly's first present is Mrs Potato Head.

head molly potato potato-head present

↓

Repeat, a Mrs Potato Head.

head potato potato-head repeat

↓

Way to go, Idaho!

↓

Gee, I'd better shave.

↓

Come in, Frankincense.

↓

Andy is now opening his first present.

andy opening present

↓

- It's... -Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,

buzz buzz-buzz buzz-buzz-lightyear buzz-lightyear lightyear

↓

- you are not worried, are you? - I can't quite...

worried

↓

- Me? No, no. Pfft. - Make out...

↓

No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

↓

A large box... It's-It's-It's...

↓

- Are you? - Now, Buzz,

buzz

↓

what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?

andy worse

↓

Oh, what is it? What is it?

↓

Wow! A puppy!