♥ Saved GIFs

Loading…

View all favorites →

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 1, Episode 1 — Has This Ever Happened To You?

TMDB episode metadata
ef90672e-9f15-442b-af60-9f6dc6c52eef.gif
-[hard rock music playing] -[audience booing]
c234d285-3ea3-43c6-ad31-9a8c49b699dd.gif
Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!
cec12f3b-fedb-46ca-a67d-897c94232e5b.gif
-[booing] -Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!
9ec8d536-aff5-4630-9c0b-ff7d7e48fc8f.gif
Get her out! Goddamn it!
7b9ad7a3-400a-4388-85f9-be46164a4899.gif
[clears throat]
6a9ebc53-279b-4e1b-85c0-00368ec17284.gif
Judges, do you need any more information to help with your decision?
a851a9d5-cd76-4cce-9fdb-2c4da041f623.gif
I have firmly made up my mind.
732f1999-6f00-475d-96f5-36bec88821c1.gif
I would like more information.
5db22262-2eda-4e76-88f0-de3646d999f7.gif
-I'm a wreck right now. -I understand.
5b720433-375d-4b93-8314-b67ca00415cb.gif
This is a hard decision.
9c69104a-9047-41e3-a5db-4f888927cd9a.gif
Let's hear once again from the babies' pediatrician.
00c6cc36-2db6-4889-b811-1a0137733ebf.gif
[applause]
fa441ecf-97a1-4aa5-b4a1-aa93782f3c1c.gif
[clears throat]
d38b7dcf-266b-48cc-a28a-cfc3a398d60b.gif
Baby Porkins is 99th percentile
91099786-4a70-4ae7-ba36-b6c503de089e.gif
in weight and 10th percentile in height.
5defc7f6-ccfe-4b15-a652-1f1c2f07f2cb.gif
[host chuckles]
1186d434-0572-424a-92e0-3e0e785c62d5.gif
We got a certified chode on our hands.
d5f54c8a-a8b7-4473-8281-16df92688594.gif
Little tuna can.
2303b877-e273-4338-8682-69b441aa80a1.gif
Baby Fubbins is also 90th percentile in weight.
94acd744-f679-46d7-8de9-955f41d45e23.gif
Ooh! Another chode.
1222060e-83ce-4289-874b-2b5a70036165.gif
Mr. Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.
8cd9e7b0-d0b5-4db2-829c-5f6b37d85165.gif
-[audience booing] -He has a massive underbite
92af530a-07a2-4ee2-b8a6-7e568359ad33.gif
and completely flat back of the head.
ad44fd4e-6629-41ea-9c07-1cba91faf39d.gif
I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!
fd664d86-f8d9-4e62-a027-4340f6554359.gif
Get... him... out of here!
b1f7017c-cf40-42ac-9b47-45717df0d610.gif
I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.
2592fd79-df69-4fdd-be5c-041c0dfc5cf9.gif
Yeah. Don't let it ruin your day, okay? You're still a great doctor.
a82f4078-8cf7-40c4-978f-6cbfd3b6bcd2.gif
All right, judges, do you need more time?
c3ea8966-ea3c-4b10-b355-e322ff44c6a7.gif
It's Porkins by a mile.
026ac23b-15cb-4edf-8f39-31196036497e.gif
-[applause] -The button nose, the apple cheeks...
49d9a2cb-548c-47f1-87e4-c8fdcc10fe41.gif
He's the best baby.
09d98699-a597-4d30-8b83-77bab6fc412c.gif
If Taffy Lee Fubbins isn't the Best Baby of the Year,
8fe29f33-f27f-4b7f-990f-697f814336e2.gif
I'll kill myself on live TV.
5950aaa7-fd95-4bd1-af79-446ecdbc6b4c.gif
Stop saying that.
f07cfdc6-a522-425f-b578-8c6413664b76.gif
All right, that... That's it.
a00a44a3-359d-415f-916c-93ba818a3128.gif
I have to get this off my chest.
7976ced4-5392-4b7d-a2ba-e5942d4f0472.gif
"Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom,
831aaef3-5ec8-4257-b2a5-fbb3c53163a3.gif
I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins' father
a5802748-339c-469f-8e60-63fc1720ac07.gif
performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition."
79039306-103d-48c6-a788-0b62f076ce9e.gif
[audience clamoring]
94504c45-7773-4ad2-88de-61b1fc1a9be0.gif
"I've been conflicted about whether to say anything,
f8152310-431a-4d86-acbd-0e9fae0ed052.gif
because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins
748f843b-aa84-4fe8-b7a4-e0ba23c4fbeb.gif
could win it even without the oral.
d3053f7f-a06e-4c69-b1c3-ed0456a96276.gif
His father didn't need to do the oral."
fc52c9c1-55a8-4c06-9891-7208e22e4bbc.gif
And that is why this is so tough...
8fb977be-6c31-4e8c-96eb-e9707e4c83be.gif
for me to tell about the oral.
86b36d35-467b-47ff-8c90-722f56e798ae.gif
Oh, man, that's a bummer.
93f93d5f-482f-4909-894a-2b1c6eb762ac.gif
Might fuck this whole thing up.