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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 1 — Pilot

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No. It must have gone to spam.
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It's so crazy how my e-mails
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do that with you and nobody else.
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Uh... Class, turn around.
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Bye, Mom -- I'm sorry. Ms. Howard.
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Bye, Ms. Howard.
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Janine, Janine, you're not gonna believe this.
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Rachel freakin' Maddow just retweeted me.
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-Wow! -So I basically work for MSNBC.
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I'm Jacob Hill.
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Uh, I like to say I teach history,
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but I live in the present.
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Jacob and I came in together last year
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with 20 other teachers.
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We're two of the three left.
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So trauma bonding, I guess?
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Hey, do you want cheese steaks
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from the corner store for lunch today?
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Uh, not -- not from there.
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The guy behind the counter, he calls me "white boy."
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Well, it's like a term of endearment,
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and, like, if you don't like it, just ask him to stop.
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No way.
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There's an entire chapter in White Fragility on that, okay?
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Robin DiAngelo, she says,
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"When you start policing people who have --"
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Hey, Melissa, can you please tell "Ta-Nehisi Quotes" here
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that "white boy" is a term of endearment
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from the corner-store people?
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For Zach Ertz, yeah. For him, it's an insult.
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Hmm?
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Uh...Melissa.
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What's half of 100?
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CHILDREN: 50!
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Also, $100, known as a C-note.
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You Sicilian?
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Italian?
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You from South?
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Okay, you guys working with the cops?
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'Cause you gotta tell me.
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Whew! Guys, I need a new rug.
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Mine is officially done.
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Mmm! Me too.
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I shook mine out, and all of the asthma kids
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had to go to the nurse's office.
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Yeah, mine's busted.