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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 1 — Pilot

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Abbott Elementary
Episode title: Pilot
Air date: December 07, 2021
Director: Randall Einhorn
Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James
When the staff relates their needs, Principal Ava presents alternative options.
Source: TMDB
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And you can't class up a rug
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like you can a couch with a nice coat of plastic.
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Hey-yo! What it do, baby-boos? What y'all think about
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this little film crew I brought in here?
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Distracting, makes our jobs harder.
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But exciting. We about to be on TV.
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Because they are covering underfunded, poorly managed
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public schools in America.
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No press is bad press, Barb.
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Look at Mel Gibson. Still thriving.
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(laughs) Daddy's Home 2? Hilarious!
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JANINE: Ava's our principal.
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She has a... unique take on her job.
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She's bad at her job.
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What's unique is that she's bad at her job.
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There you are. Ava, can I talk to you?
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Uh, I need an aide.
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I'm outnumbered in there. The kids are crazy.
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One of them told me to mind my six this morning.
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I don't know what that means, and I need help.
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Calm down. They're just kids.
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And, besides, aides cost money, and we don't have that.
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-Right, but I just -- -Do you want to split
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-your salary with somebody else? -No.
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No, no. I didn't think so.
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Well, if we can't get aides, maybe we can get new rugs?
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All I'm hearing is, "New, new, new, need, need, need."
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And, yet, Barb,
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one of our best and most senior teachers here,
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she never complains. What is your secret, Barb?
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Knowing there's not much you can do, Ava.
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So understanding.
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Be like Ms. Howard, people.
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-(school bell rings) -(chuckles)
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(sniffles) But I'm not Ms. Howard.
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Oh! Tina, look, just try some counting exercises.
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Somewhere between 1 and 40, the kids calm down.
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Uh...
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Oh. (sighs)
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You know, a little support
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might help make things happen, ladies.
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My support was gonna do about as much
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as that five-year-old bra you've got on right there.
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Hey, it's not impossible to get things.
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Melissa asked for those new toy cash registers
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for her classroom and got them.
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Yeah, those aren't toys.
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I know a guy who worked a Walmart demolition.
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