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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 4 — New Tech

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Abbott Elementary
Episode title: New Tech
Air date: January 18, 2022
Director: Randall Einhorn
Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James
When a new computer program is introduced at Abbott, Janine is excited to finally help Barbara with something. Barbara is reluctant to accept change and finds herself in a tricky situation. Melissa surprises Jacob.
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-that shouldn't be a problem. -Oh, no. I really think
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that Will would prefer to read --
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Don't nobody want to hear about pails and water and whatnot.
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We want to hear what "Michelle O" got to say.
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I hope there's a section in there
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about her meet cute with my man, Barry Hussein.
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MAN: All right.
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(crowd clearing throats)
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(horns honking in distance)
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(gulps) Okay. Here goes.
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Okay, that's enough. (chuckles)
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Everybody, um, my student, Will,
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is a wonderful student and dancer,
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but he cannot read this book just yet.
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The truth is, I was actually able to log into the program,
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but, um, I was just pushing buttons.
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I did not mean to say
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that they could read at a 4th grade level.
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I know how to teach these kids how to read.
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I just can't use that program.
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So I lied.
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I can't believe Barbara lied to me.
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Normally, I encourage cheating, but, girl,
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you gots to let me know. (laughs)
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Barbara. Who would have thought?
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Hey, Barbara. Another great Abbott Elementary assembly.
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Um...
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Why wouldn't you let me help you?
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I was handling it the best way I could.
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By lying instead of letting me help you?
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That is not what this is about.
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Then what is it about? Because I don't get it.
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(sighs)
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I am good at this job, and I know how to do it well,
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but admitting that I couldn't figure this program out,
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it was like I was saying, "I am getting too old."
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And you don't know what that feels like --
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all these new people and this new tech.
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(sighs) It just made me feel like
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I was being pushed out to sea.
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Okay, well, if you're being pushed out,
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then I'm being pushed out, too, because it's hard for me.
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It's hard for all of us, even the kids,
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and they come out of the womb selling NFTs.
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See? I don't even know what that is.
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So I guess I'm just an oldface.
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-Oldhead. -And that, too.
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I don't know what NFT means, either.