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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 4 — New Tech

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Abbott Elementary
Episode title: New Tech
Air date: January 18, 2022
Director: Randall Einhorn
Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James
When a new computer program is introduced at Abbott, Janine is excited to finally help Barbara with something. Barbara is reluctant to accept change and finds herself in a tricky situation. Melissa surprises Jacob.
Source: TMDB
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Turns out the software we've been using
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was invented by the Pennsylvania Penal System
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to collect data for prisons.
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Prisons?
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Something about the correlation
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between lower reading levels
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and the amount of prison beds they're supposed to build?
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Oh, my God.
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Apparently, it's illegal. (scoffs)
scoffs
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I am just as disgusted as you all are.
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Disgraceful.
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You're gonna sell those, aren't you?
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And what would you rather I do, Melissa?
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(scoffs)
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That's a shame. I really liked that feature
liked
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where I could teach a whole class on just one letter.
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You know what?
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I think I might know something we can use instead.
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-It's pretty simple. And then... -Very.
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...the fun thing about this is...
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"At 54, I'm still in progress,
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and I hope I always will be."
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-Did he just -- -Oh, my God.
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-You -- You just read! -You just read!
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BOTH: He just read!
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-You're a baby genius! -Yes!
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-Wow. -Ooh, yes!
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Oh, my goodness!
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(laughs)
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Yes, yes!
yes
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"Failure is a feeling
feeling
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long before it becomes an actual result."
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Mm. I know that's right.
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Can I have a break?
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No, keep reading. It's just getting good.
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Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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Absolutely not. Let's go.
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-Come on, Barbara! -Come on.
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You owe me an Audible membership!
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-- Captioned by VITAC --
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