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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 4 — New Tech

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Show: Abbott Elementary
Episode title: New Tech
Air date: January 18, 2022
Director: Randall Einhorn
Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James
When a new computer program is introduced at Abbott, Janine is excited to finally help Barbara with something. Barbara is reluctant to accept change and finds herself in a tricky situation. Melissa surprises Jacob.
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Well, the school district mandated it.
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-It's a city-wide push. -(cereal rattling)
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What are you doing here?
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This isn't for 6th through 8th grade teachers.
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I'm just here for the camaraderie,
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and this tasty breakfast.
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You guys, I have been reading up on this,
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and our students are gonna get a huge boost
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from this software.
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I mean, our kids are gonna be reading
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at the speed of light.
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Well, I, for one, prefer the tried and true methods
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over whatever the latest doohickey is.
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I mean, I have yet to see the program
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that can do what I do by, you know, teaching.
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Well, old-school teaching is great,
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but the latest doohickey can be a helpful addition.
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Yeah, tech has its place.
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Like when you haven't been with a man for a few years.
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Um, are subs gonna have to do this?
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I thought I'd mainly be showing Pixar movies.
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You guys, all I'm saying is, we should keep an open mind.
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There was a great website called AtoZOneTwoThree
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that taught me how to read when I was a kid.
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My parents certainly weren't around to do it.
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(laughs) I had to potty-train myself.
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Overshare.
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Well, I do not need some young Zuckerburn --
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Zuckerberg.
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Pimple-faced kid fresh from the Smart Bar --
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-Genius Bar. -...telling me how to teach!
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Good morning.
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You're the tech teacher?
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Sure am.
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Can't keep us old folks down, right?
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All right, what I'm providing you with today
today
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will revolutionize your classrooms.
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It not only helps in teaching students how to read,
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it delivers up-to-the-minute data on their progress
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that will be analyzed at the end of each day.
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And the better the results, the more funding we get,
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-so this is good, y'all. -Mm-hmm.
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Each of you will get one of these.
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New tablets! (chuckles)
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(whispering) Yeah!
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Okay, who do you got to bang to get into the analytics annex?
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It's really very easy.
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Just use the highlight tool