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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 4 — New Tech

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Um, I would love that.
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You kidding me? (chuckles)
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Oh, my God, but, shoot. My boyfriend
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is picking me up after school today.
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-Oh. -You know what?
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You can come hang with us.
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I mean, we're just going to IKEA.
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You can help us pick out a bed.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, um...
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Oh, God. Um...
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I actually have somebody picking me up after school.
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-Oh. -She's a girl...
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-Oh. -She's a woman, I mean.
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Like, it's a car full of women and...
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What?
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Nothing.
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Oh. Okay, well, see you later. I'll see you around school.
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Yeah, yeah. All right, you, too.
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Hey, enjoy the bed.
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-Oh, we will. -Ha!
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Uh, I was just kidding. But see you later!
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-Uh-huh. -Bye.
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So hundreds of us come piling off this bus, right?
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And the punk firefighters,
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they didn't even show their pretty little faces, you know?
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And the pigs, they were mad 'cause we were throwing rocks.
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It's like, hey, just relax.
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They're just freakin' rocks, you know?
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(laughs)
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So, anyway, we tell that, uh, lousy, stinkin'...
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MELISSA: He's great, right?
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(whispering) Why did you bring him here?
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-Uh, didn't we agree to this? -I thought you were bringing
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-a police captain. -(scoffs)
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Someone to talk about how the union worked together in peace?
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That's not the real story. This is the truth.
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He's giving them an eyewitness account to history.
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Eyewitness? I think the term is "accomplice."
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This is the problem I have with people like you.
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You want to romanticize this city,
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but you won't acknowledge the truth.
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Like, you want to run up the Rocky steps,
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but you can't take a punch in the face.
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I can take a punch in the face.
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What -- What -- What are you saying?
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I'm some kind of, like, hipster poseur?
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Look, I care, okay? I am here, teaching, every day.
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No, I'm saying you can't teach the kids right