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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 12 — Ava vs. Superintendent

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Let me check and make sure she hasn't bolted.
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Mm-hmm.
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Gregory Eddie, right?
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Yeah.
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It's good to see you again.
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You know, I'm sorry I couldn't hire you as principal, but...
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my hands were tied.
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-To the bed? -Pardon?
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Nothing.
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Look, if you're still interested in being principal,
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I think maybe some positions might be opening up,
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even at Abbott.
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So...
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if you're interested...
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e-mail me.
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-Hey. -Hey.
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Look, there's Delisha Sloss -- if anybody cares.
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Excuse me.
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BARBARA: (sighs)
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Okay. So, after Gregory talks math competency,
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I'll handle the attendance graph,
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and then I'll kick it to you for testing numbers.
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So, I'm the grand finale. But what if they want an encore?
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That's okay. We'll handle all surprises,
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and all you have to do is take care of the lobs.
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Oh, perfect! I'll go into a power pose.
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And remember, you don't wanna show too much improvement
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because then they think we won't need the money.
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But then, also, you don't want to show
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that we haven't gotten any better,
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because then they think we're not capable of improvement.
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Wow. And this is the job you really want?
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-Sounds gross. -Yeah.
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Ah, Principal Coleman.
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Superintendent Collins.
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I'm really looking forward to showing you our presentation.
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W-What do you mean "our"?
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I've enlisted two of Abbott's best teachers
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to help me with the presentation --
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our shortest and our finest.
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(chuckles) No, you're not slick.
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You'll be giving today's presentation alone.
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(whispers indistinctly)
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Uh, oh, my God. What did he just say to you?
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That if you don't do well, you're gonna get fired?
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Worse.
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He mumbled and I didn't hear it.
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(toilet flushes)