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Rick and Morty

Season 1, Episode 1 — Pilot

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Pilot

Air date: December 02, 2013

Director: Justin Roiland

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Rick moves in with his daughter's family and establishes himself as a bad influence on his grandson, Morty.

Source: TMDB

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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] Rick: MORTY, YOU GOT TO COME

morty rick

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ON.

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YOU GOT TO COME WITH ME.

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Morty: WHAT'S GOING ON?

morty

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Rick: I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU, MORTY.

morty rick surprise

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Morty: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

middle morty night

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Rick: I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

rick surprise

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Morty: OW!

morty

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OW! YOU'RE TUGGING ME TOO HARD.

hard

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Rick: I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU, MORTY.

morty rick surprise

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WHAT DO YOU [BURPS] WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS FLYING VEHICLE,

flying

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MORTY?

morty

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I BUILT IT OUT OF STUFF I FOUND IN THE GARAGE.

built found stuff

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Morty: YEAH, RICK, IT'S -- IT'S GREAT.

morty rick

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IS THIS THE SURPRISE?

surprise

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Rick: MORTY, I HAD TO -- I HAD TO DO -- I HAD TO -- I HAD

morty rick

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TO -- I HAD TO MAKE A BOMB, MORTY.

morty

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I HAD TO CREATE A BOMB.

create

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Morty: WHAT?! A BOMB?!

morty

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Rick: WE'RE GONNA DROP IT DOWN THERE -- JUST GET A WHOLE

drop rick whole

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FRESH START, MORTY.

morty start

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CREATE A WHOLE FRESH START.

create start whole

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Morty: T-T-THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!

absolutely crazy morty

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Rick: COME ON, MORTY.

morty rick

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JUST TAKE IT EASY, MORTY.

easy morty

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IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

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RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA GO PICK UP YOUR LITTLE FRIEND JESSICA.

friend pick

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Morty: JESSICA?

morty

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FROM MY MATH CLASS?

class math

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Rick: WHEN I DROP THE BOMB, I DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO

drop rick

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HAVE SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW -- I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE THING --

somebody

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I'M GONNA MAKE IT LIKE A NEW ADAM AND EVE, AND YOU'RE GONNA

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BE ADAM.

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Morty: [ GROANS ] Rick: AND JESSICA'S GONNA BE

morty rick

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EVE, AND SO THAT'S THE SURPRISE, MORTY.

morty surprise

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Morty: NO, YOU CAN'T!

morty

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J-JESSICA DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.

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BUT -- BUT -- BUT FORGET ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BLOW UP

blow forget

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HUMANITY.

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Rick: I-I GET WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY, M-MORTY.

morty rick

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LISTEN, I'M NOT -- YOU DON'T -- Y-Y-YOU DON'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT

worry

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ME TRYING TO FOOL AROUND WITH -- WITH JESSICA OR MESS AROUND WITH

fool

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JESSICA OR ANYTHING.

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I'M -- I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY, MORTY.

morty

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Morty: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, RICK?

morty rick

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Rick: YOU -- YOU -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME GETTING

rick worry

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WITH JESSICA OR ANYTHING.

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SHE -- SHE -- SHE -- SHE -- SHE'S ALL FOR YOU, MORTY.

morty

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Morty: I DON'T CARE ABOUT JESSICA!

care morty

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Rick: YOU KNOW WHAT, MORTY?

morty rick

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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LET'S FORGET THE GIRL ALL TOGETHER.

forget girl

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SHE -- SHE'S PROBABLY NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, ANYWAYS.

trouble

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ARMING NEUTRINO BOMB.

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Morty: THAT'S IT -- THAT'S IT, RICK.

morty rick

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I'M TAKING THE WHEEL.

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Rick: GET OFF OF ME, MORTY!

morty rick

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Morty: I'M TAKING CHARGE OF THIS SITUATION, BUDDY.

buddy charge morty situation

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Rick: WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

gotten rick

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Morty: I'M -- I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT GONNA STAND AROUND LIKE

morty stand

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SOME SORT OF DUMB...

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Rick: WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

crazy rick

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Morty: ...PERSON AND JUST LET YOU BLOW UP THE WHOLE WORLD.

blow morty person whole world

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Rick: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

rick

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I'LL -- I'LL LAND.

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I'LL LAND. I'LL LAND.

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I'LL LAND THE THING.

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I'LL LAND THE THING.

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BIG TOUGH GUY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

tough

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WE'LL PARK IT RIGHT HERE, MORTY.

morty park

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RIGHT HERE ON THE S-SIDE OF THE R-ROAD HERE.

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Morty: OH, THANK GOD.

morty

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Rick: YOU KNOW WHAT?

rick

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THAT WAS ALL A TEST, MORTY.

morty

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JUST AN ELABORATE TEST TO MAKE YOU MORE ASSERTIVE.

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Morty: IT WAS?

morty

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Rick: SURE. WHY NOT?

rick

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I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.

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YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT, MO-- [ SNORING ]

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NEUTRINO BOMB ARMED.

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[ BEEPING ] Morty: UM...

beeping morty

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[ BEEPING INCREASES ]

beeping

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BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOME-- TELL YOU HOW -- HOW I FEEL ABOUT

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SCHOOL, JERRY.

school

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IT'S A WASTE OF TIME -- A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND,

bunch running

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BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER.

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G-GUY UP FRONT SAYS, "TWO PLUS TWO."

front plus

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THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK SAY, "FOUR."

four

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THEN THE BELL RINGS, AND THEY GIVE YOU A CARTON OF MILK AND A

bell bell-rings rings

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PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS YOU CAN GO TAKE A DUMP OR SOMETHING.

dump paper piece

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I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S NOT A PLACE FOR SMART PEOPLE, JERRY.

place smart

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AND I KNOW THAT'S NOT A POPULAR OPINION, BUT IT'S MY TWO CENTS

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ON THE ISSUE.

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THIS WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST, BETH.

breakfast

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YOU REALLY MADE THE CRAP OUT OF THOSE EGGS.

eggs

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I WISH YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE TO EAT THEM.

mother wish

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Beth: OH, DAD.

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Jerry: WHAT?

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FOR REAL?

real

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ALL RIGHT, NOW, EVERYBODY GET SETTLED.

everybody

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GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!

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NOW, LOOK, WE'RE GONNA BE DEALING WITH SOME REAL SERIOUS

real

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STUFF TODAY.

stuff today

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YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF IT.

heard might

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IT'S CALLED MATH.

called math

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AND WITHOUT IT, NONE OF US WOULD EVEN EXIST, SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT

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IN -- TWO PLUS TWO.

plus

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Morty: JESSICA.

morty

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FIVE PLUS FIVE.

five plus

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Morty: TENSSICA.

morty

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OKAY, GOOD.

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IT'S TIME FOR THE QUIZ.

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[ ALL GROAN ] YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?!

groan

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AW, TOO BAD!

bad

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TOUGH!

tough

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FIRST ROW, TAKE ONE.

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PASS IT BACK FOR ME.

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THE STAKES ARE HIGH IN THIS ROOM.

room

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THERE'S CRUCIAL THINGS HAPPENING HERE EVERY DAY.

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PEOPLE GETTING SMARTER.

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SOME OF Y'ALL GETTING DUMBER.

yall

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SOME OF Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA SEE 3:00.

aint yall

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HI, MORTY.

morty

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Morty: WHOA!

morty whoa

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HI, JESSICA.

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CAN I SHOW THESE TO YOU?

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Morty: WOW.

morty

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TH-THEY'RE BOTH GREAT.

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THANK YOU.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I NAMED THESE?

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MY LITTLE MORTIES.

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Morty: UH, THAT'S FLATTERING...AND A LITTLE WEIRD.

morty weird

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO WITH THEM?

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Morty: RENAME THEM?

morty

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SQUEEZE THEM.

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MANHANDLE THEM.

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GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS.

business

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SEE IF YOU CAN SHUFFLE THEM.

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I MEAN, REALLY GET IN THERE AND KNOCK THEM AROUND.

knock

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NO WRONG ANSWERS.

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Morty: WOW.

morty

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WELL, OKAY, JESSICA.

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L-LET'S GIVE THIS A SHOT.

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MM.

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OH, MORTY.

morty

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

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Morty: UH, I-I'M JUST DOING MY BEST.

best morty

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MORTY!

morty

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

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Morty: JESSICA.

morty

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MORTY!

morty

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Morty: [ Mumbling ] JESSICA.

morty

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FIVE MORE MINUTES OF THIS, AND I'M GONNA GET MAD.

five minutes

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Morty: JE-JESSICA.

morty

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[ Mumbling ] JESSICA.

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NOT MY FAULT THIS IS HAPPENING.

fault

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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] WELL, WELL, WELL.

bell bell-rings rings school school-bell school-bell-rings

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Morty: UH, MORNING, FRANK.

frank morning morty

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"MORNING"?

morning

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WHAT WAS -- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

supposed

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YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

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ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY MY FAMILY'S POOR?

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Morty: OH, GEEZ, FRANK.

frank morty

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I DON'T KNOW IF A KNIFE IS NECESSARY.

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, Y-YOU KIND OF HAD THINGS HANDLED WITHOUT IT.

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YOU TELLING ME HOW TO BULLY NOW?

telling

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BIG MISTAKE, MORTY.

mistake morty

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AND NOW I'M GONNA CUT YOU, 'CAUSE MY FAMILY'S RICH.

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[ GASPS ] Rick: THERE YOU ARE, MORTY.

gasps morty rick

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LISTEN TO ME.

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I GOT AN ERRAND TO RUN IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION.

whole

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I NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS.

extra hands pair

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Morty: OH, GEEZ, RICK.

morty rick

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W-WHAT'D YOU DO TO FRANK?

frank whatd

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Rick: IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, MORTY.

morty rick

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I FROZE HIM.

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NOW LISTEN -- I NEED YOUR HELP, MORTY.

morty

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I MEAN, WE GOT -- WE GOT TO GET -- GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

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AND GO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.

business care

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[ BURPS ] IT'S IMPORTANT. COME ON, MORTY.

morty

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Morty: I DON'T KNOW, RICK.

morty rick

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I-I CAN'T LEAVE SCHOOL AGAIN.

school

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Rick: DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW MUCH HIGHER THE STAKES

rick

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GET OUT THERE, MORTY?

morty

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WHAT DO YOU THINK -- I CAN JUST DO IT ALL BY MYSELF?

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COME ON!

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Morty: AW, GEEZ. OKAY.

morty

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I GUESS I CAN SKIP HISTORY.

history

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WHAT ABOUT FRANK?

frank

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I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU UNFREEZE HIM?

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Rick: I'LL DO IT LATER, MORTY.

morty rick

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HE'LL BE FINE.

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LET'S GO.

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Summer: [ Thinking ] OH, MY GOD.

summer thinking

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I'M ABOUT TO WALK PAST FRANK PALICKY.

frank past walk

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THIS IS THE STORY WE'LL BE TELLING OUR CHILDREN.

children story telling

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HI, FRANK.

frank

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[ CRACKS, SHATTERS ] AAH!

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[ HORSE WHINNYING ] Beth: SCALPEL.

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SCALPEL.

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[ DOOR OPENS ] Jerry: KNOCK, KNOCK.

door door-opens knock opens

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Beth: JERRY?

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Jerry: MY MANAGER GAVE ME AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, AND I THOUGHT,

lunch

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"HEY, WHY NOT SWING BY WHERE YOUR WIFE WORKS?"

wife works

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[ FLATLINE ] WE'RE LOSING HIM.

losing

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[ BEEPS ] OKAY, HE'S BACK.

beeps

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Beth: JERRY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR AN INCREDIBLY

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URGENT REASON.

reason

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Jerry: WELL, IT'S LUNCH.

lunch

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I MEAN, IT'S ONE OF THREE MEALS THAT HAVE EXISTED FOR MILLENNIA.

three

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[ FLATLINE ] LOSING HIM.

losing

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[ BEEPS ] STABILIZED.

beeps

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Beth: OKAY, I ONLY ASK, JERRY, BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, MY

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JOB INVOLVES PERFORMING HEART SURGERY.

heart

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Jerry: WELL, YEAH, ON HORSES.

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Beth: EXCUSE ME?

excuse

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Jerry: OKAY.

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LET'S NOT REHASH THAT FIGHT.

fight

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I SENSE THAT YOU'RE BUSY AND WILL NOW BE ON MY WAY.

busy

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WHOA!

whoa

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WHAT IS THIS ON THE FLOOR?

floor

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SOME KIND OF LITERATURE FOR A REALLY NICE-LOOKING NURSING

looking

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HOME.

home

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HEY, HONEY, CRAZY IDEA -- BAD PITCH -- LET'S PUT YOUR DAD

bad crazy honey idea

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HERE.

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LET'S PUT YOUR DAD IN A NURSING HOME.

home

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[ FLATLINE ] WE'RE LOSING HIM.

losing

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Beth: HEY, TOM.

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WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE LOSING HIM.

losing

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WE CAN HEAR THE BEEPS!

beeps

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Rick: THERE SHE IS.

rick

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ALL RIGHT.

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COME ON, MORTY. LET'S GO.

morty

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Morty: OH, GEEZ.

morty

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OKAY.

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OH, MAN, RICK.

rick

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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

place

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Rick: IT'S DIMENSION 35C, AND IT'S GOT THE PERFECT CLIMATE

perfect rick

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CONDITIONS FOR A SPECIAL TYPE OF TREE, MORTY, CALLED A MEGA TREE,

called morty special

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AND THERE'S FRUIT IN THOSE TREES, AND THERE'S SEEDS IN

fruit

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THOSE FRUITS.

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I'M TALKING ABOUT MEGA SEEDS.

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THEY'RE -- [Burping] THEY'RE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL, AND I NEED

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THEM TO HELP ME WITH MY RESEARCH, MORTY.

morty

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Morty: OH, MAN, RICK.

morty rick

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I'M LOOKING AROUND THIS PLACE, AND I'M STARTING TO WORK UP SOME

looking place starting

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ANXIETY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.

whole

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Rick: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

rick

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CALM DOWN. LISTEN TO ME, MORTY.

calm morty

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I KNOW THAT NEW SITUATIONS CAN BE INTIMIDATING.

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YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND, AND IT'S ALL SCARY AND DIFFERENT, BUT,

looking scary

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YOU KNOW, M-MEETING THEM HEAD ON, CHARGING RIGHT INTO THEM

head meeting

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LIKE A BULL -- THAT'S HOW WE GROW AS PEOPLE.

grow

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I'M NO STRANGER TO SCARY SITUATIONS.

scary

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I DEAL WITH THEM ALL THE TIME.

deal

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NOW, IF YOU JUST STICK WITH ME, MORTY, WE'RE GONNA BE -- HOLY

morty stick

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CRAP, MORTY, RUN!

morty

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Morty: [ SCREAMING ] Rick: I NEVER SEEN THAT THING

morty rick screaming seen

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BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

life

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS!

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WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, MORTY!

morty

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IT'S GONNA KILL US!

kill

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WE'RE GONNA DIE!

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WE'RE GONNA DIE, MORTY!

morty

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Rick: OH, MORTY, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

deep morty rick

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BREATHE THAT -- BREATHE THAT FRESH AIR IN, MORTY.

morty

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Y-YOU SMELL THAT?

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THAT'S THE SMELL OF ADVENTURE, MORTY.

morty

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THAT'S -- THAT'S THE SMELL OF -- OF -- OF -- OF A WHOLE DIFFERENT

whole

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EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE.

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Morty: ALL RIGHT, RICK, LOOK -- HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS

longer morty rick

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GONNA BE?

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SHOULDN'T I BE BACK AT SCHOOL BY NOW?

school

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Rick: ARE YOU JOKING ME?

rick

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I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY CRAP SURROUNDING US.

crazy

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LOOK AT THAT THING RIGHT THERE.

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W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SEE THAT KIND OF THING AT SCHOOL?

school

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LOOK AT IT JUST LUMBERING AROUND.

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IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC -- THAT THING.

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Morty: YEAH, RICK, I GET IT.

morty rick

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WE'RE SURROUNDED BY MONSTERS.

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THAT'S KIND OF THE REASON WHY I WANT TO LEAVE.

reason

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Rick: TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA.

rick

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MORTY, YOU SEE THIS?

morty

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YOU SEE WHAT WE JUST STUMBLED UPON, MORTY?

morty

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ANY IDEA WHAT THAT IS DOWN THERE?

idea

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Morty: THE MEGA TREES?

morty

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Rick: THAT'S RIGHT, MORTY -- THE MEGA TREES WITH THE MEGA

morty rick

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FRUIT ON THEM.

fruit

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AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MORTY.

morty

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THAT'S WHERE MY SEEDS ARE.

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IF WE WOULD HAVE DONE WHAT YOU WANTED, I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE

wanted

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FOUND THEM, BECAUSE Y-- BECAUSE YOU'RE SO IN LOVE WITH SCHOOL.

found love school

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Morty: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

morty

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SO, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THESE SEEDS, ANYWAYS?

special

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Rick: YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS, MORTY.

morty questions rick

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NOT VERY CHARISMATIC.

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IT MAKES YOU KIND OF AN [BURPS] UNDER-- [BURPS] UNDERFOOT

makes

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FIGURE.

figure

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JUST TAKE THESE SHOES, MORTY.

morty shoes

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THEY'RE SP-- [BURPS] SPECIAL GRAPPLING SHOES.

shoes special

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WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THESE THINGS -- BA-- THESE BABIES,

wearing

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YOU CAN BASICALLY JUST WALK ON ANY SURFACE YOU WANT, MORTY --

morty walk

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UP, DOWN, BELOW, TURN AROUND TO THE LEFT.

left

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THESE THINGS REALLY BRING IT ALL TOGETHER.

bring

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Morty: AAH!

morty

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Rick: YOU HAVE TO TURN THEM ON, MORTY!

morty rick

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[ THUDS ] THE SHOES HAVE TO BE TURNED ON!

shoes

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Beth: I AM NOT PUTTING MY FATHER IN A HOME!

home putting

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HE JUST CAME BACK INTO MY LIFE, AND YOU WANT TO GRAB HIM AND

life

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STUFF HIM UNDER A MATTRESS LIKE LAST MONTH'S VICTORIA'S SECRET?

months secret stuff

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Jerry: I TOLD YOU -- I WAS ORDERING YOU SOMETHING FOR

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VALENTINE'S DAY.

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MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUR FATHER IS A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE ON OUR SON.

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EVERYTHING COOL IN HERE, BETH?

cool

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Beth: IT'S FINE, DAVIN.

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OKAY, COOL.

cool

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YOU KNOW, WE DID SOMETHING GREAT TODAY.

today

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THERE'S NOTHING MORE NOBLE AND FREE THAN THE HEART OF A HORSE.

free heart

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Jerry: SINCE WE'RE FIGHTING, IF YOU EVER HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH

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THAT GUY, I WILL COME TO THE HOTEL ROOM AND BLOW MY BRAINS

blow room

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OUT ALL OVER YOUR NAKED BODIES.

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Beth: LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE STRESS YOU'RE UNDER, BUT MORTY

appreciate morty

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WAS HAVING TROUBLE IN SCHOOL WAY BEFORE MY DAD MOVED IN, AND THE

having moved school trouble

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ONLY INFLUENCE I CAN SEE RICK HAVING IS THAT, FOR THE FIRST

having rick

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TIME IN HIS LIFE, MORTY HAS A FRIEND.

friend life morty

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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] Jerry: [ SIGHS ]

sighs telephone

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WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

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Beth: UH, YEAH, MAYBE I AM.

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I'M MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER.

daughter

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I'M SMART.

smart

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WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A HEART SURGEON?

heart

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Jerry: HORSE HEART SURGEON.

heart

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Beth: HELLO?

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MRS. SMITH?

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THIS IS PRINCIPAL VAGINA -- NO RELATION.

principal

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I WONDER IF YOU AND MORTY'S FATHER MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE A

able might wonder

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CHAT WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON?

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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Rick: MORTY, OH, YOU REALLY

morty music plays rick

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D-DID A NUMBER ON YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW.

legs number

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Morty: [ GROANING ] Rick: YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO

morty rick

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TURN THE SHOES ON, MORTY, FOR THEM TO WORK.

morty shoes

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YEAH, LOOK -- I TURNED MINE ON.

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I HAD NO PROBLEM GETTING DOWN HERE.

problem

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IT WAS A LEISURELY BREEZE.

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Morty: I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN, RICK.

morty rick

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Rick: YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

rick

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BUT DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HELP ME [BURPS] COLLECT

able

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MY SEEDS, MORTY?

morty

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Morty: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

kidding morty

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THAT'S IT, RICK!

rick

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THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS -- I'M SITTING HERE WITH BOTH OF MY

believe sitting

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LEGS BROKEN, AND YOU'RE STILL ASKING ME ABOUT GETTING THOSE

asking legs

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SEEDS?!

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OOH! OW! OH!

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Y-Y-YOU'RE A MONSTER.

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Y-YOU'RE LIKE HITLER, BUT -- BUT EVEN HITLER CARED ABOUT

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GERMANY OR SOMETHING.

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Rick: OKAY, HOLD ON JUST A SECOND, MORTY.

morty rick second

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Morty: [ GROANING ] [ PANTING ]

morty

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Morty: [ GROANING ] [ PANTING ]

morty

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OOH.

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OHH.

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OOH.

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WOW, RICK.

rick

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THAT STUFF JUST HEALED MY BROKEN LEGS INSTANTLY.

legs stuff

↓

I MEAN, I'VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD IN MY LIFE.

life

↓

THANK YOU.

↓

Rick: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MORTY.

morty rick worry

↓

JUST COME HELP ME GET THESE SEEDS, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?

buddy

↓

Morty: SURE THING, RICK.

morty rick

↓

Rick: NOT THAT YOU ASKED, MORTY, BUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

asked happened morty rick

↓

THERE IS I WENT INTO A FUTURE DIMENSION WITH SUCH ADVANCED

future

↓

MEDICINE THAT THEY HAD BROKEN-LEG SERUM AT EVERY CORNER

↓

DRUGSTORE.

↓

THE STUFF WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MORTY.

morty place stuff

↓

Morty: WOW, THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY, RICK.

crazy morty rick

↓

Rick: THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM, MORTY -- ONE LITTLE

morty problem rick

↓

HANG-UP.

hang

↓

THE DIMENSION I VISITED WAS SO ADVANCED, THEY HAD ALSO HALTED

↓

THE AGING PROCESS, AND EVERYONE THERE WAS YOUNG, MORTY, AND THEY

morty young

↓

HAD BEEN FOREVER.

forever

↓

I WAS THE ONLY OLD PERSON THERE, MORTY.

morty person

↓

IT WAS [BURPS] LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF, YOU KNOW, CELEBRITY,

↓

WALKING AROUND.

↓

I-I WAS FASCINATING TO THEM.

↓

THERE WERE A LOT OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN THERE, MORTY, AND THEY --

morty

↓

THEY -- THEY -- THEY ALL WANTED TIME WITH ME.

wanted

↓

I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH A LOT OF YOUNG LADIES, BUT I SPENT SO

ladies spent young

↓

MUCH TIME THERE, MY INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL

↓

DEVICE -- IT'S GOT NO CHARGE LEFT, MORTY.

charge left morty

↓

IT'S GOT NO CHARGE LEFT.

charge left

↓

Morty: WHAT?!

morty

↓

Rick: IT'S AS GOOD AS GARBAGE, MORTY.

morty rick

↓

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE, MORTY.

anymore morty

↓

Morty: OH, GEEZ, RICK, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

morty rick

↓

W-WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

↓

I-I HAVE TO BE BACK AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.

school

↓

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK HOME?

home

↓

Rick: THERE'S WAYS TO GET BACK HOME, MORTY.

home morty rick ways

↓

IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT OF A HASSLE.

↓

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH INTERDIMENSIONAL CUSTOMS, SO

↓

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ME A REAL SOLID.

real

↓

Morty: UH-OH.

morty

↓

Rick: WHEN WE GET TO CUSTOMS, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE THESE

rick

↓

SEEDS INTO THE BATHROOM, AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PUT THEM WAY

↓

UP INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE, MORTY.

morty

↓

Morty: IN MY BUTT?

morty

↓

Rick: PUT THEM WAY UP INSIDE THERE, AS FAR AS THEY CAN FIT.

rick

↓

Morty: OH, GEEZ, RICK.

morty rick

↓

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THAT.

↓

Rick: WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT, MORTY.

morty rick

↓

TH-THESE SEEDS AREN'T GONNA GET THROUGH CUSTOMS UNLESS THEY'RE

↓

IN SOMEONE'S RECTUM, MORTY.

morty

↓

Morty: [ WHIMPERS ] Rick: AND THEY'LL FALL RIGHT

fall morty rick

↓

OUT OF MINE.

↓

I'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES, MORTY.

morty times

↓

I MEAN, YOU'RE YOUNG.

young

↓

YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, AND YOUR ANAL CAVITY IS

ahead life whole

↓

STILL TAUT, YET MALLEABLE.

↓

YOU GOT TO DO IT FOR GRANDPA, MORTY.

morty

↓

Y-YOU'VE GOT TO PUT THESE SEEDS INSIDE YOUR BUTT.

↓

Morty: IN MY BUTT?

morty

↓

Rick: COME ON, MORTY.

morty rick

↓

PLEASE, MORTY.

morty

↓

YOU HAVE TO DO IT, MORTY.

morty

↓

Morty: OH, MAN.

morty

↓

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] THE FACT IS, YOUR SON, MORTY,

bell bell-rings fact morty rings school school-bell school-bell-rings

↓

HAS ATTENDED THIS SCHOOL FOR A TOTAL OF SEVEN HOURS OVER THE

hours school seven

↓

LAST TWO MONTHS.

months

↓

Beth: WHAT?

↓

WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTIFY US?

↓

I DONE BEEN NOTIFYING YOU.

↓

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN GETTING THE MESSAGES I'VE BEEN LEAVING WITH

↓

MORTY'S GRANDFATHER?

↓

Jerry: BOOM!

↓

TOLD YOU! IN YOUR FACE!

face

↓

HE IS RUINING OUR CHILD!

child

↓

WAIT, WHAT AM I CELEBRATING?

↓

YEAH, SEE, I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS FISHY THERE,

↓

BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY MORTY'S GRANDPA THAT'S TAKING HIM OUT OF

usually

↓

SCHOOL.

school

↓

Beth: SUMMER?

summer

↓

Summer: [ Sobbing ] WHAT KIND OF GOD LETS THIS HAPPEN?

happen summer

↓

WE HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT.

↓

A STUDENT WAS FROZEN TO DEATH.

student

↓

AND THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT A LATINO STUDENT DID IT!

student

↓

EVERYONE WANTS TO TAKE THIS TO A RACIAL PLACE.

place wants

↓

I WON'T LET THEM.

↓

THE GLARP ZONE IS FOR FLARPING AND UNGLARPING ONLY.

↓

SO, I TOLD HIM, "GIVE ME THE BLIMFARX," YOU KNOW?

↓

THIS -- THIS GUY -- HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND INTERSTELLAR

↓

CURRENCY.

↓

IT'S, LIKE, I'M TRYING TO EAT A FLIMFLAM -- LIKE, THAT'S WHAT

↓

WE EAT ON GIRVONESK.

↓

THE GLARP ZONE IS FOR FLARPING AND UNGLARPING ONLY.

↓

Rick: I DON'T LIKE IT HERE, MORTY.

morty rick

↓

I CAN'T ABIDE BUREAUCRACY.

↓

I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD WHERE TO GO AND WHAT TO DO.

↓

I CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION.

↓

DID YOU GET THOSE SEEDS ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BUTT?

↓

Morty: YEAH, RICK.

morty rick

↓

LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, OKAY?

↓

I MEAN, THESE THINGS ARE POINTY.

↓

THEY HURT.

hurt

↓

Rick: THAT MEANS THEY'RE GOOD ONES.

ones rick

↓

YOU'RE A GOOD KID, MORTY.

morty

↓

THOSE MEGA SEEDS ARE SUPER VALUABLE TO MY WORK.

super

↓

YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP TO ME.

huge

↓

I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO [BURPS] ALL KIND OF THINGS WITH THEM.

able

↓

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, MORTY.

morty

↓

[ BURPS ] ALL KINDS OF SCIENCE.

science

↓

OKAY, NEXT THROUGH.

↓

EXCEPT YOU. YOU GO OVER THERE.

except

↓

Rick: WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GO OVER THERE?

rick

↓

RANDOM CHECK.

check

↓

HE'S GOT TO GO THROUGH THE NEW MACHINE.

machine

↓

Rick: WHAT NEW -- [BURPS] WHAT NEW MACHINE?

machine rick

↓

IT'S A NEW MACHINE.

machine

↓

IT DETECTS STUFF ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BUTT.

stuff

↓

Rick: RUN, MORTY! RUN!

morty rick

↓

Morty: AAH!

morty

↓

RED ALERT!

↓

[ ALARMS BLARING ] Rick: [ GRUNTS ]

rick

↓

[ SCREECHING ] Morty: OHHHHH!

morty

↓

[ COUGHS ] [ CRYING ]

↓

Morty: [ COUGHING ] HEY! OHHHHHH.

morty

↓

[ GROANS ] Morty: AAH!

morty

↓

Rick: DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!

rick

↓

Morty: OOH!

morty

↓

[ SHOES BEEPING ] Rick: OH, NICE, MORTY!

beeping morty rick shoes

↓

THE STUDENT BECOMES THE TEACHER.

student teacher

↓

[ BUZZING ] [ BOTH SCREAMING ]

buzzing screaming

↓

[ BOTH GRUNT ] Morty: WHOOOOOO!

morty

↓

AAH!

↓

AW, HELL, NO, DAWG.

↓

YOU KNOW ME -- I'M JUST TRYING TO --

↓

Morty: AAH!

morty

↓

Rick: I NEED TO TYPE IN THE COORDINATES TO OUR HOME WORLD,

home rick world

↓

MORTY.

morty

↓

COVER ME.

↓

Morty: OH, MAN.

morty

↓

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT NOBODY.

nobody shoot

↓

Rick: THEY'RE JUST ROBOTS, MORTY!

morty rick

↓

IT'S OKAY TO SHOOT THEM!

shoot

↓

THEY'RE ROBOTS!

↓

AAH!

↓

MY LEG IS SHOT OFF!

↓

GLENN'S BLEEDING TO DEATH!

↓

SOMEONE CALL HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN!

children wife

↓

Morty: THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS, RICK!

morty rick

↓

Rick: IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, MORTY.

figure morty rick

↓

THEY'RE BUREAUCRATS.

↓

I DON'T RESPECT THEM.

respect

↓

JUST KEEP SHOOTING, MORTY.

morty

↓

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PRISON IS LIKE HERE!

idea

↓

Morty: HOLY CRAP!

morty

↓

THIS IS INSANE!

↓

[ CROWD SCREAMING ] Rick: COME ON, MORTY!

morty rick screaming

↓

WE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

↓

[ ALL GASP ] WOW.

↓

DID YOU JUST COME INTO THE CAFETERIA THROUGH A PORTAL?

↓

Morty: UH, YEAH.

morty

↓

WELL, YOU KNOW, MY -- MY FERRARI'S IN THE SHOP.

shop

↓

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] JU-- JUST KIDDING.

chuckles kidding

↓

YOU'RE MORTY, RIGHT?

morty

↓

Morty: YEAH.

morty

↓

Rick: YOU CAN GET HIS NUMBER LATER.

number rick

↓

COME ON, MORTY.

morty

↓

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

↓

YOU GOT TO GET THOSE SEEDS OUT OF YOUR ASS.

↓

Jerry: OH, LOOK, HONEY.

honey

↓

IT'S OUR SON WITH ALBERT EIN-DOUCHE.

↓

Beth: WHAT?

↓

Jerry: I'M AN ANGRY FATHER, NOT AN IMPROVISOR.

↓

Rick: OH, HI, JERRY.

rick

↓

OH, MY GOODNESS, MORTY!

goodness morty

↓

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS?

class

↓

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

talked

↓

YOUR -- YOUR PARENTS AND I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN -- IN THIS

parents

↓

BEHAVIOR.

↓

NO? NO TAKERS?

↓

YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY NOT BE TOUCHING THAT STUFF.

stuff

↓

IT'S BEYOND YOUR REASONING.

beyond

↓

Jerry: YOU'RE BEYOND OUR REASONING!

beyond

↓

Rick: TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

rick takes

↓

Beth: DAD, HOW COULD YOU MAKE MY SON MISS AN ENTIRE SEMESTER

entire miss

↓

OF SCHOOL?

school

↓

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S A HOT GIRL.

girl

↓

HE CAN'T JUST BAIL ON HIS LIFE AND SET UP SHOP IN SOMEONE

life shop

↓

ELSE'S.

↓

Rick: WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH MY STUFF?

rick stuff

↓

Beth: WE'RE MOVING YOU...TO A NURSING HOME.

home moving

↓

Rick: A NURSING HOME?

home rick

↓

WHAT ARE -- WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

nuts

↓

I'M A GENIUS.

genius

↓

I BUILD ROBOTS FOR FUN.

build

↓

Jerry: WELL, NOW YOU CAN BUILD BASKETS AND WATCH

build watch

↓

PAUL NEWMAN MOVIES ON VHS AND MENTALLY SCAR THE BOY SCOUTS

movies

↓

EVERY CHRISTMAS.

christmas

↓

Beth: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

↓

Jerry: IT'S PERSONAL.

personal

↓

Morty: DAD, MOM, C-COME ON.

morty

↓

RICK JUST NEEDED MY HELP IS ALL.

needed rick

↓

Jerry: MORTY, STAY OUT OF THIS.

morty

↓

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT CAPABLE OF JUDGING THESE SITUATIONS ON YOUR

capable obviously

↓

OWN.

↓

Rick: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT MORTY?

morty rick

↓

THAT HE'S STUPID OR SOMETHING?

stupid

↓

Beth: OH, DON'T HIGH-ROAD US, DAD.

↓

YOU KNOW FULLY WELL THAT MORTY IS THE LAST CHILD THAT NEEDS TO

child morty needs

↓

BE MISSING CLASSES.

classes missing

↓

Rick: I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT.

rick

↓

CAN -- CAN -- CAN YOU BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC?

specific

↓

Jerry: OH, FOR CRYING OUT -- HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF

↓

DISABILITY OR SOMETHING.

↓

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT US TO SAY?

↓

Morty: I DO?

morty

↓

Jerry: WELL, DUH DOY, SON.

↓

LOOK, I LOVE YOU, MORTY, BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT AS FAST AS

fast love morty

↓

THE OTHER KIDS, AND IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN THIS WORLD, YOU

kids world

↓

GOT TO WORK TWICE AS HARD.

hard

↓

Morty: AW, GEEZ, DAD.

morty

↓

Y-YOU KNOW, THAT'S A LOT TO DROP ON A KID ALL AT ONCE.

drop

↓

Rick: MORTY, T-TELL YOUR PARENTS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI.

morty parents rick

↓

Morty: OH, COME ON, RICK.

morty rick

↓

YOU KNOW I CAN'T.

↓

Rick: THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI, MORTY -- GO.

morty rick

↓

Morty: 1.77245385.

morty

↓

WHOA!

whoa

↓

Beth: WHAT THE HELL?

↓

Jerry: HOLY CRAP. HE'S RIGHT.

↓

Rick: MORTY, TELL YOUR PARENTS THE FIRST LAW OF [BURPS]

morty parents rick

↓

THERMODYNAMICS.

↓

Morty: "THE INCREMENT IN THE INTERNAL ENERGY OF A SYSTEM IS

morty system

↓

EQUAL TO THE INCREMENT OF HEAT SUPPLIED TO THE SYSTEM."

system

↓

WOW! I'M SO SMART!

smart

↓

Jerry: BUT -- Rick: I TOLD THE BOTH OF

rick

↓

YOU -- SCHOOL IS STUPID.

school stupid

↓

IT'S NOT HOW YOU LEARN THINGS.

learn

↓

MORTY'S A GIFTED CHILD.

child gifted

↓

HE HAS A SPECIAL MIND.

mind special

↓

THAT'S WHY HE'S MY LITTLE HELPER.

↓

HE'S LIKE ME.

↓

HE'S GONNA BE DOING GREAT SCIENCE STUFF LATER IN HIS LIFE.

life science stuff

↓

HE'S TOO SMART FOR SCHOOL.

school smart

↓

H-HE NEEDS TO KEEP HANGING OUT [BURPS] AND HELPING ME.

needs

↓

Beth: JERRY, I DON'T WANT WHATEVER'S HAPPENING HERE TO

↓

STOP.

↓

Jerry: NO, I-I UNDERSTAND.

↓

UH, MAYBE WE OVERREACTED.

↓

BUT HE HAS TO KEEP GOING TO SCHOOL.

school

↓

Rick: OKAY, JERRY.

rick

↓

YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, BUT [BURPS] WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO

hard supposed

↓

DO?

↓

SAY -- [BURPS] SAY NO?

↓

YOU -- YOU REALLY WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE.

pants

↓

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, BETWEEN US, FROM NOW ON, IT'S GONNA BE

↓

100% HONESTY AND OPEN, CLEAR COMMUNICATION.

clear open

↓

Summer: FRANK PALICKY WAS FROZEN TO DEATH TODAY!

frank summer today

↓

Rick: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

idea rick

↓

Summer: [ SOBBING ] Jerry: OKAY.

summer

↓

WELL, UH, MORTY, IT'S YOUR BEDTIME IN AN HOUR.

morty

↓

DON'T STAY UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN.

night

↓

THIS IS GOOD, THOUGH.

↓

THIS CAN WORK.

↓

I THINK WE CAN BE A FAMILY.

family

↓

AND NOW, BETH, IF YOU'LL HAVE ME, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

love

↓

Beth: YOU KNOW WHAT?

↓

OKAY.

↓

Morty: HOLY COW, RICK.

morty rick

↓

I DIDN'T KNOW HANGING OUT WITH YOU WAS MAKING ME SMARTER.

↓

Rick: FULL DISCLOSURE, MORTY -- IT'S NOT.

full morty rick

↓

TEMPORARY SUPERINTELLIGENCE IS JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF THE MEGA

↓

SEEDS DISSOLVING IN YOUR RECTAL CAVITY.

↓

Morty: AW, MAN.

morty

↓

Rick: YEAH, AND ONCE THOSE SEEDS [BURPS] WEAR OFF, YOU'RE

rick

↓

GONNA LOSE MOST OF YOUR MOTOR SKILLS, AND YOU'RE ALSO GONNA

lose skills

↓

LOSE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY FOR 72

brain lose

↓

HOURS, MORTY.

hours morty

↓

STARTING [BURPS] RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

starting

↓

Morty: OHH, MAN.

morty

↓

[ GROANING ] OH, GEEZ! OHH.

↓

Rick: I'M SORRY, MORTY.

morty rick

↓

IT'S A BUMMER.

↓

IN REALITY, YOU'RE AS DUMB AS THEY COME.

↓

AND I NEEDED THOSE SEEDS REAL BAD, AND I HAD TO GIVE THEM UP

bad needed real

↓

JUST TO GET YOUR PARENTS OFF MY BACK, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO

parents

↓

GO GET MORE.

↓

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO ON EVEN MORE ADVENTURES AFTER THAT,

↓

MORTY.

morty

↓

AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT, MORTY, BECAUSE

morty mouth

↓

THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S

full world

↓

IMPORTANT, AND THEY'LL TEAR US APART, MORTY.

morty

↓

BUT IF YOU STICK WITH ME, I'M GONNA ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS,

stick

↓

MORTY, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE PART OF THEM, AND TOGETHER, WE'RE

morty part

↓

GONNA RUN AROUND, MORTY.

morty

↓

WE'RE GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL THINGS, MORTY.

morty

↓

JUST YOU AND ME, MORTY.

morty

↓

Morty: OH, NO, NO.

morty

↓

Rick: THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS OUR ENEMY, MORTY.

morty rick world

↓

WE'RE THE ONLY [BURPS] FRIENDS WE'VE GOT, MORTY.

friends morty

↓

IT'S JUST RICK AND MORTY -- [BURPS] RICK AND MORTY AND THEIR

morty rick

↓

ADVENTURES, MORTY.

morty

↓

RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER.

forever morty rick

↓

100 YEARS, RICK AND MORTY'S THINGS.

rick years

↓

ME AND RICK AND MORTY RUNNING AROUND, AND RICK AND MORTY TIME.

morty rick running

↓

ALL DAY LONG, FOREVER.

forever

↓

ALL -- A HUNDRED DAYS.

days

↓

RICK AND MORTY FOREVER -- 100 TIMES.

forever morty rick times

↓

OVER AND OVER, rickandmortyadventures.com.

↓

www.rickandmorty.com.

↓

www.rickandmortyadventures.

↓

ALL 100 YEARS.

years

↓

EVERY MINUTE, rickandmorty.com.

minute

↓

www.100timesrickandmorty.com.