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I own and operate a vending-machine business.
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What do you think of Gary, the vending-machine guy?
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The world's your vending machine.
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(telephone ringing in distance, copy machine clicking)
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Yep, it's gonna be vending-machine lunch.
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with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss!
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-So you know Machine Gun Kelly? -Oh, my God, yes!
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Now you're telling me you're a machine.
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l'm a woman. You're a machine.
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A time machine, for time travel.
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No, no, they got a time machine.
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Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back...
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Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20.
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[ Policeman ] A Coke machine in the vicinity caught his tattoo.
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- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah.
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Yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past,
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but there was no time machine back then, so--
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Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. Now, then, last week--
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[ Machine-gun Fire ]
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There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
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Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?
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We go to the time machine, then when I get back to the past,
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No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
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Okay, you know where the time machine is?
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[ With Effeminate Voice ] "Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home."
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Get him to take you back to the time machine without me. Don't wait.
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to the time machine.
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Frito-- he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine.
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- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!
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But if it's not a real time machine, there wouldn't have been any money.
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HE'S GOT TO GO THROUGH THE NEW MACHINE.
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Rick: WHAT NEW -- [BURPS] WHAT NEW MACHINE?
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IT'S A NEW MACHINE.