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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 2 — Light Bulb

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They'll probably come in the summer.
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-In the summer? -JACOB: Tough break.
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Want some egg-white bites?
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No. I don't have time to eat.
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They're just egg-white bites. You microwave them.
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See, I just can't accept this.
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You know, they didn't see those kids' faces.
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It was like they walked into The Haunted Mansion at Disney,
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which is a very scary ride, by the way.
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I don't care what people say.
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Okay, so, we went over the days of the week. Now we --
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-(door opens) -All right, baby, sit down.
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Um...it's 9:00.
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Word.
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Uh, school starts earlier than...that.
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Look, I know you're just a sub,
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but these kids need to be in their seats by 8:00.
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-It's a school requirement. -Understood.
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Sixth time in two weeks that kid's been late.
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Seems like a drop in a bucket, but then...
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that bucket overflows and everything gets sticky.
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We don't want to get sticky, do we?
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Y'all are getting this, right?!
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(lights buzzing)
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(humming)
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(clears throat)
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Oh, um, hey, Mrs. Howard, can I get some advice?
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I was gonna ask Janine, but she seems busy.
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-Oh, sure. Come on in. -Thanks.
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-Okay. -Have a seat.
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Mm-hmm.
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Y-Yeah. Yeah.
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So, one of my students has been coming in late --
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9:00, to be exact -- for the last week or so.
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Did you talk to the parent?
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No. No. I'm a sub. I don't want to be
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mixing it up with parents. It's unnecessary.
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Sweetheart, this isn't happy hour.
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You are the child's teacher.
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-Which child is it? -Uh, Williams.
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Um, Joel Williams.
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-Okay. I know that family. -(bell rings)
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Oh, listen, I've got to go pick my kids up from the gym,
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so why don't you meet me during my free time,
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which is my nail appointment during lunch.
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Um, I was gonna eat in my car. I brought a sandwich from home.
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Okay. Then bring your little Nissan sandwich with you.
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JANINE: The more senior teachers are just used to giving in,