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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 5 — Student Transfer

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Listen, if you go look at the Facebook reviews
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of my cousin Rocco's hoagie shop, you would think
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-the man sold food poisoning. -(chuckles)
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But he's gonna keep making hoagies.
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You know why? Most people love them.
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You got to keep making hoagies.
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Now, what are we gonna do about this one?
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(Janine sighs)
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Thank you for your business.
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VICK: Ol' I should have been a hooper,
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but basketball didn't exist lookin' boy.
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(laughter)
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1800s Slenderman in the face.
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Okay, while these are hilarious,
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let's try and incorporate some of the lessons into the roast.
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Ol' bullet in the head at Ford's Theatre lookin' boy.
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My mans got ain't been sleeping four score and seven years ago
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bags all up under his eyes.
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Abe Lincoln. I'm Abe Lincoln, Mr. Hill.
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Yes, yes! Good work, team!
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(students cheering)
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Yeah, I guess, like, thumbs up is kind of our thing now.
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Bye. Don't forget your homework.
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-Ms. Schemmenti. -Yes?
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Courtney called me stupid.
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No, I didn't. I called you "stupendous," you idiot!
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-Courtney! -You know what?
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I'm just gonna go home and take a nap,
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'cause I'm utterly depleted.
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What'd she say?
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(scoffs) One thing I will say --
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that girl has a fairly advanced vocabulary.
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She corrected my math last week.
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She threw a stapler first,
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but she was right about the math.
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You know, when I was going through Part 2
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of Courtney's file earlier,
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I realized her grades have never dropped.
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-Mnh-mnh. -And usually when a kid
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is acting out like that, you see it in their performance.
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Yeah. That's what makes it tough.
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Hard to discipline a kid who's getting straight A's.
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All right. (sighs)
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So, what if we rewarded her?
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You might be onto something there, rookie.
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Okay, so if B makes it block,
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then C makes it what?
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Uh, not quite. Try again.