#date — Tags

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Maybe we just scratch this entire date idea.

date entire idea

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A guy suggests a dump for a first date,

date dump

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I didn't even say a date yet.

date

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Guess who's got another date

another date

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Now, you know I used to date Allen Iverson.

date used

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YOU KNOW, ON A DATE...TO EAT FOOD.

date food

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Screw it up? I happen to have a date with a nice young lady today.

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and then he asked me out on a date.

asked date

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I signed you up on a dating website. I got you a date, dude.

date dating

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I got a little twist on this date.

date

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Then we're out on the date and I'm like,

date

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"But let's not waste this date.

date

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"Why don't you finish the date with my limo driver?"

date finish

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We go out on the date. I come down with a slight cough.

date