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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 10 — Open House

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Abbott Elementary

Episode title: Open House

Air date: March 22, 2022

Director: Jennifer Celotta

Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James

It's Open House night at Abbott Elementary, and while Janine prepares to meet her struggling student's mother, the rest of the faculty uses the time to relax. Gregory is taken aback when he learns how Ava got the principal job, and later, Barbara's daughter's visit creates a commotion in more ways than one.

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All right, all right.

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Let me show you girls how it's really done, okay?

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Go ahead.

ahead

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(rope thumping)

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Will you go?

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Uh, you messed up my concentration,

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so let me start over.

start

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Recess is almost over.

recess

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School is almost over.

school

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Okay, maybe if you guys weren't double-handed.

double handed

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Maybe it's not me. Maybe it's you.

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All right, here we go.

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Ah!

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Jacob, that was my turn.

jacob

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Down by the river where the green grass grows,

green

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there sat Janine sweet as a rose.

janine sweet

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Along came Jacob, doing double dutch.

along double jacob

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Janine's on the sidelines. Jealous much?

janine

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Wow. I'm good. Huh.

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(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)

holdem holdem-playing makers makers-holdem makers-holdem-playing playing

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♪♪

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Okay, we're all set. The food's been ordered.

food ordered

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It's gonna get here right in time for the Open House.

house open open-house

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-All right. -JACOB: And if we really

jacob

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want to get crazy, I've got my travel Scrabble.

crazy travel

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I always keep it on my person.

person

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Are we gonna have to spend time

spend

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talking to the parents at the Open House?

house open open-house parents

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(laughter)

laughter

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I forgot -- this is your first Open House.

forgot house open open-house

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Oh!

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Oh, he's so young. It's adorable.

young

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(laughs)

laughs

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I mean, old and dignified.

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(chuckles)

chuckles

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Today, after school, we have our annual Open House.

house open open-house school today

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Parents and anyone in the neighborhood

parents

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are invited to attend.

invited

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But people in this community are busy working,

busy community working

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or they just don't show up.

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You taking the bar?

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What's with all the studying?

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Oh, this is a make-or-break Open House for me.

break house open open-house

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If you don't make yourself relax, you will break.

break

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Hardly anybody ever comes.

anybody comes

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No, I know. I just have this student, Nina,

nina student

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and she's been struggling,

struggling

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and I haven't been able to connect with her mom,

able

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and this is my one chance to talk to her

chance

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because she promised she'll be here tonight,

shell tonight

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so it has to go perfect.

perfect

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What's your resting heart rate?

heart

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-Around 75. -Mm.

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What are you, a hummingbird?

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No, it's just -- I know what it's like to be a child

child

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at one of those pivotal moments, and, uh...

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You know, parents should be involved.

parents

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But what are you afraid she's gonna end up like?

afraid

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♪ I got the sounds for your ass, and it's easy to see ♪

easy sounds

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♪ That this DJ be Ava C! ♪

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I'm DJ'ing the Open House!

house open open-house

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DJ A-V-A!

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Whatever.

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The superintendent is coming.

coming superintendent

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Don't you think you should act more like...

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you know, a...principal?

principal

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Yeah, well, if the superintendent

superintendent

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has notes for me, I got a note for him --

note

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don't let me catch you cheating on your wife.

catch cheating wife

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-(laughs) -What are you talking about?

laughs

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Oh, you don't know?

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I caught him with the Deaconess. That's how I got this job.

caught

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He thought he could get away with a thot,

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but he thought wrong.

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That's a tongue twister.

tongue

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Wait. Are you saying --

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That that man is in my pocket

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like Jay-Z after the elevator.

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(laughs) I'ma go set up.

laughs

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Y'all got any requests,

yall

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ask your mama, 'cause I don't take requests.

mama

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GREGORY: I applied for the principal job here.

applied gregory principal

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I studied for it. I majored in it.

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I did everything right,

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but I didn't get the job because Ava...

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blackmailed the superintendent!

superintendent

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(school bell rings)

bell bell-rings rings school school-bell school-bell-rings

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(children chattering)

children

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JANINE: I'm not sure when Nina's mom is coming, uh,

coming janine ninas

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but I'm starting to get a little anxious.

starting

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This has to go well.

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So, just in case, I'm gonna go see Barbara

barbara case

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to rehearse what I have to say.

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Barbara is my mentor.

barbara

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And you know what? She's kind of like my mom.

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She's my momtor.

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Hey, Barbara.

barbara

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There you are.

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I have been looking forward to seeing you all day.

forward looking seeing

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Wow. This is my dream. (chuckles)

chuckles dream

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-Oh. -(chuckles)

chuckles

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Mm! (chuckles)

chuckles

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-Nope. Hugs -- parties of two. -Oh! (chuckles)

chuckles nope

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Um, Janine, I'd like you to meet my daughter.

daughter janine meet

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-Hi. I'm Taylor. -(chuckles)

chuckles taylor

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Oh, Janine teaches the second grade,

grade janine second second-grade

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and the kids absolutely love her.

absolutely kids love

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Mm. (chuckles) Yeah, wow.

chuckles

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It's so nice to meet you. You're so lucky.

meet

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Your mom is a saint.

saint

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-So I've heard. -(chuckles)

chuckles heard

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Taylor's visiting from New York,

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and since Open House is usually so long and sparsely attended,

house open open-house usually

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I invited her to keep me company.

company invited

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Oh, wow! New York.

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You know, last time I was there,

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I was shopping on Canal Street, and I see this huge rat.

huge street

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So I pull out my phone to take a picture of it,

phone picture pull

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but then this flying piece of garbage

flying piece

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just smacks me in the face,

face

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so dropped my phone, went in the gutter,

dropped phone

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never saw it again.

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Wow. That story had everything.

story

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Man, this is so cool 'cause, you know,

cool

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you're Barbara's blood daughter, and I'm her work daughter.

barbaras daughter

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-Uh, her work daughter? -Yep.

daughter

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Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. You're not jealous, are you?

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Because you got all the perks.

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-So many perks. -Yeah, shopping trips,

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boy talks, period talks.

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Those must have been moving.

moving must

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I wish I could've gotten one from my mom or even Barbara.

barbara couldve gotten wish

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So why don't we just take a look at some of the children's art?

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-Yeah. -Oh, I can't even imagine having

having

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a mom like Barbara.

barbara

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I used to do this thing with my mom

used

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where I would say to her exactly what I wanted to hear,

wanted

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hoping she would just say it back,

hoping

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and she'd just keep playing my Game Boy, so...

game playing

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(hip-hop music plays)

music plays

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Hey, Jacob.

jacob

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What are you doing?

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Oh, me? I'm... just admiring Mr. Dewey

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and his undefeated decimal system.

system

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Come over here. Play some poker.

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I've never really played.

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Even better. You got 20 bucks?

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Well, you know what?

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Might be worth it to lose a little money

lose might money

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for the conversation and camaraderie.

conversation

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Yeah, whatever. Mr. J!

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Come on. It's time.

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Hey, it's me, Mr. Johnson.

johnson

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I look different in my after-work clothes.

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-You got him to play? -Mm-hmm.

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I think I'll be okay.

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You know, I -- I've dabbled in Uno.

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Yeah, see? He dabbled in Uno.

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Listen, this is a nice, friendly game.

game

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You got nothing to worry about.

worry

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-Well, wonderful. -Sit your ass down.

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Papa's getting a new set of brooms!

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(laughs)

laughs

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AVA OVER P.A.: Principal A-A-Ava, son!

principal

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Another one!

another

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Check out this oldie but goodie by my guy Ginuwine!

check

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It's called "Pony," y'all!

called pony yall

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And he ain't talking about a horse!

aint

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("Pony" plays over P.A.)

plays pony

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Superintendent Collins, you showed.

superintendent

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Just stopping by for a quick tour.

quick tour

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Well, if you want to waste your time, fine by me.

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But you know if you got a problem,

problem

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there's nothing you can do about it.

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It's my job to be here.

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Well, I wouldn't want to cheat you out of a tour.

cheat tour

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(chuckles) I say that 'cause you cheated on your wife.

chuckles wife

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I got it the first time.

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Let me put on some Toni Braxton.

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You'll like this one. It's called...

called

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(echoing) "Love Shoulda Brought You Home"!

brought home love

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♪ I promise that you won't want to... ♪

promise

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How about I take you to dinner after this?

dinner

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Take me? I'm taking you.

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-(chuckles) -Where do you want to go?

chuckles

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-I heard -- -I heard Burrata's really good.

heard

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Yeah. Tariq always says he's gonna take me there

tariq

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when he signs a record deal,

deal record

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but he hasn't been offered one yet,

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so I'm just holding off on reservations.

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-(chuckles) -Okay.

chuckles

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Well, we'll take that under consideration.

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-Maybe we could -- -You know, I know lots of

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special places I haven't been to yet,

places special

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so don't be afraid to ask.

afraid

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And, Taylor, I don't know how long you're gonna be here,

taylor

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but I would love to show you around Philly.

love philly

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Oh, that's okay.

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-I grew up here. -Oh.

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I'm really just here to see my mom.

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She's also here for work.

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I'm here to see you.

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But you're also here for work.

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I mean, that's usually when you visit, right?

usually

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Well, your mom is amazing.

amazing

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In fact, the reason I'm here is to, you know,

fact reason

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ask you about a conversation I have to have later

conversation

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-with a parent -- -Mom, I'm here.

parent

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What difference does it make if I also have to work?

difference

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But, sweetheart, there is a difference.

difference sweetheart

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Well, so what do you do, Taylor?

taylor

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I represent a global brand. We promote friendship and fun --

friendship promote

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She sells booze.

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I'm a rep for a high-end alcohol company.

alcohol company

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Oh! Oh, I love high-end alcohol.

alcohol love

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I don't drink it, but I do love the commercials.

drink love

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The Most Interesting Man in the World --

interesting world

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he seems interesting to me.

interesting seems

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That's for beer. But wait until you see our spokesman.

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-So you know Machine Gun Kelly? -Oh, my God, yes!

machine yes

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Our guy sounds just like him.

sounds

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And we just did a deal where if

deal

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the Sixers win the NBA Finals,

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they're gonna pour our spirits on themselves.

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-Oh, wow! That is huge. -Mm-hmm.

huge

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The only spirit I recognize is the Spirit of the Lord.

lord

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Here we go again.

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I'm just saying, with your gifts,

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you could be helping people.

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You don't need to "just say" that, Mom.

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Well, I feel like I do.

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See, this is the kind of open dialogue

open

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that I'm hoping to have with this parent later --

hoping parent

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Well, I'm sorry we can't all be Saint Barbara.

barbara saint

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Well, I wasn't saying she was like a saint, saint.

saint

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She hasn't been recognized by the church, I don't think.

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All that education. You could be doing so much more.

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Like teaching, right?

teaching

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Well...yes.

yes

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There it is!

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Just because I didn't make the same life choices you made,

life

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you can't support me.

support

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-That is not true. -Well, that's not true.

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It is true. You wanted me to be someone

wanted

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who dedicates their life to children

children life

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and can't afford a nice car or a mortgage

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and dresses like Mr. Rogers.

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-Oh! Dig on me. -Yes.

yes

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Because, ultimately, she just wants me to be someone like you.

wants

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So..now is probably not a good time

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to talk about the parent-teacher con--

parent teacher

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-No. -Okay. Right.

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(sighs)

sighs

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Barbara...

barbara

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It's okay, Janine.

janine

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Taylor and I have had that conversation...

conversation taylor

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many times.

times

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Oh.

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Well, I hope it works out.

hope works

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Um...although I am flattered

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that you wanted your daughter to be like me.

daughter wanted

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Janine, this is none of your concern.

janine

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I know that you have a very important conversation

conversation

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coming up with a parent,

coming parent

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so why don't you go and prepare for that, huh?

prepare

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-Good idea. -Yes.

idea yes

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But if you did want me to make that reservation at Burrata,

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I could do that for the three of us.

three

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Or just the two of us?

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I'm leaving.

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Okay, I'm back. Had to show a couple of parents...

couple parents

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how to get to another school.

another school

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They were in the wrong place.

place

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Oh, sorry, Mr. Johnson, I gotta do that.

johnson

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Last time I trusted someone else to shuffle,

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I lost a kidney.

lost

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I am all-in.

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She hasn't even dealt the cards yet.

cards

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Yeah, I meant emotionally.

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I fold.

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I don't want to get my hopes up.

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Is that Gregory?

gregory

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Did he look, like, disheveled?

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Normally, I do these standing up,

normally

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but I realized something -- nothing matters.

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Okay? Why try?

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I mean, I tried for the principal job, and for what?

principal tried

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You know, what was the point?

point

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I mean, what's the point of anything, really?

point

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Oh, yeah, I loosened my tie, yeah.

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I mean, why even sit up straight, you know?

straight

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I like this. It feels better.

feels

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(grunts) Why do people sit like that?

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(breathes deeply)

deeply

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Oh, hey! Are you Nina's mom?

ninas

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No, I'm Jamar's mom.

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-Oh, dang it. -What?

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Why? Is Jamar doing okay?

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-Is he falling behind? -Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

behind falling

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He's perfect. Um...

perfect

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Why don't you take a look at the art wall,

wall

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and I'll be with you in a second.

second

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Have a cookie -- they're homemade

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from the grocery store.

store

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(line ringing)

line

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MONICA: If you're calling about it,

calling

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I probably don't have time for it.

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-Leave one. -(beep)

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Hey, Mrs. Williams.

williams

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This is Ms. Teagues, Nina's teacher.

ninas teacher teagues

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Um, you said that you would be at the Open House tonight,

house open open-house tonight

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and FYI, we close at 8:00 sharp.

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So, see ya soon!

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-(cellphone clicks) -Okay.

cellphone clicks

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TAYLOR: Uh...hi?

taylor

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Sup?

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I'm Taylor.

taylor

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Greg.

greg

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I'm the not principal of Abbott Elementary.

abbott abbott-elementary elementary principal

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What a coincidence.

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I'm not the principal, either.

principal

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Well, we have that in common.

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-You a parent? -No. My parent works here.

parent works

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And she never lets you forget it.

forget

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Oh. Yeah, you're Barbara's daughter.

barbaras daughter

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From New York, right?

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Yep. It's the best.

best

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I mean, it can be stressful, but --

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I don't know anything about stress.

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Nickname's Easy Going Greg.

easy greg

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What's up, Barb?

barb

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(clears throat)

clears clears-throat throat

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Hello, Mrs. Howard.

howard

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Taylor, can I talk with you, please?

taylor

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(door opens)

door door-opens opens

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(door closes)

closes door door-closes

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JANINE: Mother-daughter relationships can be tricky.

daughter janine mother tricky

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No one knows that more than me.

knows

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There isn't anything I can do about Nina's mom not showing up,

ninas

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but there is something I can do about Barbara and Taylor.

barbara taylor

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I can help them fix things.

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I'm probably the only one that can.

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BARBARA: Oh. (chuckles)

barbara chuckles

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I love you, and I am proud of you,

love proud

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and I will always be there for you.

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-Oh! -(chuckles)

chuckles

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(chuckles) Oh. Oh.

chuckles

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-(light switch clicks) -BARBARA AND TAYLOR: Oh!

barbara clicks light taylor

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(click)

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Oops! (chuckles) Power surge.

chuckles power

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Uh, I was trying to leave quietly without you seeing me,

quietly seeing

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but then you couldn't see anything,

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and now you can.

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So...I am going to go.

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You guys keep hugging.

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Okay.

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Thinking about turning that into my wo-man cave.

thinking

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My Lady Lair.

lady

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Somewhere I can take naps and watch Housewives.

watch

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Do you think I could fit a Jacuzzi in there?

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Do you think you should be doing that on school grounds?

school

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Do you think you should be doing what you did on church grounds?

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(scoffs)

scoffs

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Hey! Superintendent Collins. You remember me?

remember superintendent

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-Gregory Eddie. -Mm.

eddie gregory

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Of course.

course

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You gave a really good interview.

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I thought so, yeah.

↓

You interviewed for this job?

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Oh, damn! What happened?

happened

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It's hard to say.

hard

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But you made the right choice here with Ava.

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I don't even know how to DJ, so...

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AVA: Why you being all weird?

weird

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I like you better when you're stoic.

↓

Keep the mystery, boo.

↓

Great hire. Well-deserved.

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Really, really well-deserved.

↓

(laughs and claps)

laughs

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Another Ava super-fan.

another super

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(cellphone clicking)

cellphone

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(clock ticking)

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-Hey, I'm -- -Nina's mom, yeah.

ninas

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The Open House closed at 8:00.

house open open-house

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It's 8:30, so, no, sorry, you missed it.

missed

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-I know, but -- -No buts.

↓

I've been trying to get you in this classroom all year.

classroom

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You had plenty of time to get here.

↓

-If you'll let me exp-- -I'm tired of excuses.

↓

You weren't here when you said you would be.

↓

Your kid's having trouble, and are you there for them?

having kids trouble

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No. You're doing whatever you want

↓

because the whole world revolves around you.

whole world

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-But -- -Just be there for your kid.

↓

It's not fair that they have to be

↓

more of a grown-up than you are,

↓

and the only time you reach out

reach

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is when you ask for a Disney+ login.

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Um, I have my own login.

↓

And I was stuck in the E.R.

↓

There was a guy with a bullet in his groin,

↓

and I thought it'd be a good idea to stick around

idea stick

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and help him get it out.

↓

Is that okay with you?

↓

Yeah, yeah. No, that's okay. That's fine with me.

↓

I'm just, again, really sorry for what I said.

↓

It wasn't about you. It was about me.

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-I understand. -Just had some

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experience with parents who aren't really there

experience parents

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when their kids need them to be.

kids

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But, obviously, that isn't you.

obviously

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It isn't. I love Nina.

love nina

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And I'll do whatever it takes to figure this out.

figure takes

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(background chatter)

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Okay! Just wait. I can't let you do this, kid.

↓

Why don't we just say we're playing for these chips

chips playing

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and not real money?

money real

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A bet is a bet.

↓

I gambled away my house, my car,

house

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and my subscription to Horse Fancy.

↓

No one ever said, "That's okay, Mr. Johnson.

johnson

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It was an honest mistake."

mistake

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You don't have to treat me like a kid.

↓

Okay, kid.

↓

But you shoulda listened to me.

↓

Read 'em and weep!

read

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Not surprised. My cards are trash.

cards trash

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-Whoo! -Oh. Darn it!

whoo

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I just have the same four cards.

cards four

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Are you frickin' kidding me?

kidding

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Does that mean I get all the chips?

chips

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-What was that? -What was what?

↓

That right there -- that -- that smirk.

↓

Yeah, he's definitely besmirked.

↓

You've played poker before, haven't you?

↓

All right, you hustled me.

↓

Sorry. Yeah.

↓

I'm actually really good at poker.

↓

When I did Teachers Without Borders,

teachers

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we had a lot of free time,

free

↓

so we basically would just play cards...

cards

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and have sex with each other.

↓

What's the name of that organization again?

name

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You know what? I'm not even mad.

↓

I'm impressed.

↓

I mean, I will get revenge on you,

revenge

↓

and you should look over your shoulder

↓

for the rest of your life, but...well done.

life rest

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Not getting multiplication tables,

↓

difficulty telling time --

telling

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they're things that can be worked on at home

home worked

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while we continue to work on them here.

continue

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And I won't leave anyone behind,

behind

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but I just need it to be a group effort.

↓

-I want to work together. -That's all I'm asking.

asking

↓

You know, Nina's a smart kid.

ninas smart

↓

Like her mom.

↓

She just needs some extra attention

attention extra needs

↓

from all of us at this stage,

↓

and once she gets that, she's gonna thrive.

↓

She's so lucky to have you. Thank you.

↓

Oh. Oh.

↓

I hugged you, but...

↓

now it feels like you're hugging me.

feels

↓

Yeah. I think I need it.

↓

Victory lap!

↓

Um, you're in a good mood.

↓

Ah, yes!

yes

↓

The mom I was waiting for finally showed up,

finally waiting

↓

and we had this amazing talk, and we're gonna work together,

amazing

↓

and I really think it's gonna help.

↓

Hmm. Well, I'm happy for you.

happy

↓

Thank you.

↓

Why is your posture not perfect?

perfect

↓

You okay? Something happen to your core?

happen

↓

-My core's fine. -Oh.

↓

I'm just... processing some things.

↓

Well, we're going out tonight,

tonight

↓

to celebrate my big teacher win.

teacher

↓

You know, I forgot for a second,

forgot second

↓

but caring really pays off.

↓

So let's get a drink.

drink

↓

Ah, Janine, I'm sorry. I can't tonight.

janine tonight

↓

-Why not? -(door opens)

door door-opens opens

↓

You ready, Greg?

greg ready

↓

-Greg? -This is, uh, Taylor.

greg taylor

↓

-She's -- -Yeah. Yeah, we met.

↓

Uh, but maybe another time.

another

↓

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

↓

We should go to Burrata. I hear it's amazing.

amazing

↓

All right.

↓

(door closes)

closes door door-closes

↓

And that concludes the Total Waste of Time Tour.

tour

↓

So I guess I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks

couple seeing weeks

↓

at the school board meeting.

board meeting school

↓

Yes, you will, and I'll be asking

asking yes

↓

for extra funding for next year,

extra

↓

and you will, of course, give it to me.

course

↓

Well, I'm not so sure about that,

↓

because, Ava, that's my wife come to pick me up.

pick wife

↓

That's not your wife. That's the woman that you --

wife woman

↓

Married?

↓

Yeah, I got divorced and remarried to the Deaconess.

↓

So all you saw me doing was kissing my future wife.

future wife

↓

But if your presentation to the school board

board school

↓

is anything like that tour,

tour

↓

you're in a lot of trouble.

trouble

↓

You ready, baby?

baby ready

↓

Hey, Ava!

↓

Do you want to go celebrate with me?

↓

Girl, you know I can't be seen in public with you.

girl seen

↓

Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

simple

↓

Damn. I'm gonna miss being annoyed by you.

miss

↓

Does that mean I'm getting less annoying, or...?

annoying less

↓

No, it means I'm about to get fired.

fired

↓

(indistinct conversations)

conversations indistinct indistinct-conversations

↓

Maybe they won't be. Who knows.

knows

↓

I mean, I know, but I'm hungry.

hungry

↓

Have a good night, and be safe.

night

↓

(indistinct conversations continue)

continue conversations indistinct indistinct-conversations

↓

(door opens)

door door-opens opens

↓

(door closes)

closes door door-closes

↓

Well, looks like your work mom is free.

free

↓

How about dinner?

dinner

↓

Is this really happening? (chuckles)

chuckles

↓

Okay, sorry.

↓

(softly) Play it cool, Janine.

cool janine

↓

(normal voice) I would love that.

love normal voice

↓

-Come on. -Okay.

↓

So, how did the conversation go with the parent?

conversation parent

↓

Oh, you know what? Surprisingly well.

↓

I -- I was shocked. Uh...

↓

-Wonderful. -Yeah.

↓

DJ A-V-A.

↓

A-A-A-A-A-A!

↓

(Mary J. Blige's "I'm Goin' Down" plays)

goin plays

↓

♪ Time on my hands ♪

hands

↓

(music stops)

music

↓

Gotta turn the lights off, Mary J.

lights

↓

(music resumes)

music

↓

♪ I'm goin' down ♪

goin

↓

♪ I'm goin' down ♪

goin

↓

♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪

aint

↓

♪ Baby ♪

baby

↓

♪ My whole world's upside down ♪

whole worlds

↓

♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪

easy

↓

♪ Boy, please believe me ♪

believe

↓

♪ Since you been gone ♪

↓

♪ Everything's goin' wrong ♪

goin

↓

-- Captions by VITAC --

vitac