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Idiocracy

Season 1, Episode 1 — Idiocracy

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- * Baby, you had your elevator running slow * - 'Too.
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* I buzzed your bell little girl, to take me up on the third floor *
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* But I hold up my hand *
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* Lord, I'm trying to make you understand *
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[ No Audible Dialogue ] * Lord, you know, uh *
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* They tells the baby *
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* That somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo man * [ Laughs ]
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* Lookee here, baby **
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[ Narrator ] Desperate and scared,
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Joe used his superior intelligence...
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to come up with the best escape plan he could think of.
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Hi. Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
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Yeah.
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You're in the wrong line, dumb ass. Over there.
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I'm sorry. I am being a big dumb ass. Sorry.
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Hey, uh, let this dumb ass through.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Warning Buzzer Buzzing ]
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[ Door Closes ]
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'Too. Yeah. Got it.
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[ Beeping ]
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Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison.
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Could you check again?
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'Cause, I was, you know-- I was definitely in prison, okay?
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I got sat on my face and everything. Maybe check those files back there?
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[ Alarm Blaring ] [ Electronic Voice ] "Excape." "Excape."
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"Excape." "Excape."
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"Excape." "Excape."
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* Come back *
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* Oh, baby, come back *
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* Come back *
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* Oh, baby-- **
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[ Man ] The Masturbation Network.
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Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years.
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And now, Sweet Bang Tube. [ Squeaking On TV ]
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- Oh, yeah, give me some. Cut me a piece. - [ Squeaking Continues ]
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Oh, yeah, that's-- [ Knocking ]
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Go away! 'Batin'!
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[ Knocking Continues ]
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Damn it.
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[ Knocking ] All right.
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Hey. Hey, get out of here. Hey, get out of here!
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No, wait, listen. You let me, an innocent man, get thrown in jail.
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So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
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Hey, I could have you disbarred-- disbarred-- for what you did to me.
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Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, really. Now, look. Okay, here's the deal.
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