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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Gang Gets Racist

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DENNIS: Another big night fellas, $164.87.
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MAC: That's not a lot of money. DENNIS: No, it isn't.
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- Our mortgage is due in two weeks. - No, we paid that a week ago.
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A week ago was three weeks late, Mac.
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Hey, guys. So, I met this guy in my acting class.
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And he's really cool, and he wants to see where I work.
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So, could you guys try to not be weird?
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- What is that supposed to mean? - I love you guys very much,
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but sometimes you're not that cool.
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- We're cool! - Not cool?
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- Try to be cool. - Sometimes you're not too cool.
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- Charlie MAC: Always cool, man.
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- Hey, man, we're closed. - Yeah, I know.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't want any trouble.
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- What? - Guys, this is Terrell.
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From my acting class.
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- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, man. How's it goin'?
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- It's going good. How you doin'? - Good, man. We're just chillin'.
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- Great. Just closing up shop. - Yeah.
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(mutters) Whoa.
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Guess you guys don't have too many brothers walking through here.
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- Oh, no, no. - We got plenty of brothers.
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- Yeah. African-Americans. - Okay. Yeah, we get it.
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Yeah, I know some of them.
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Yeah. We're probably related.
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No.
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I don't think he was implying that you guys are all related.
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- That's ridiculous. - Sweet Dee came in here
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just a second ago and she started talking about acting class.
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We weren't expecting you.
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We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all.
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Right.
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Thanks, guys.
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When I'm promotin', everybody and their mama gonna be there.
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There's gonna be brothers, white boys, latinos, whatever.
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You got niggas hanging from the rafters.
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So we got 400-plus packed into this tiny little place.
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Whoa. You had 400 people packed into a place?
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You damn right, I got 400. That's my job, man.
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And it's mostly college kids.
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You know, my sister goes to temple, so I got the hookup over there.
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And hookups are good? But, just to be clear,
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when you say your sister, do you mean your sister or your friend?
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- Dude. - Oh, Jesus.
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- I mean my sister. - Oh. Okay. Cool.
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I was just, because he could mean his friend or his sister.
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Stop talking.
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So, we're packed into this little bitty place up on Walnut, right?