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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 1 — Frank's Pretty Woman

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Good morning. South Philadelphia Animal Shelter.
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Yes, hello. I would like to apply for an adoption, please.
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Uh, what are you guys talking about?
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We're adopting a dog-fighting pit bull.
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We're gonna keep it in the bar, all right?
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Well, why wasn't I consulted about this?
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Because last time we tried to get a junkyard dog,
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we wound up getting a junkyard cat,
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and that's exactly where you're gonna go with it.
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Yeah, because I don't want some goddamn snarling hellhound
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running around inside of our bar. Are you crazy?
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Look, we're going to rehabilitate the dog, okay?
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We don't want it to attack other dogs.
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Now we would like for it to attack people.
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- If it attacks a person, great. - Yeah.
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And, if the dog, or when the dog bites a customer,
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that person then can go home and have a great story for their friends.
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- It's a win-win for everybody. - Yeah, that's true, you know,
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You can be, like, "Dude, I got bit by a pit bull at a bar."
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- At Paddy's. It was awesome. - Awesome.
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And if you're an intruder, you should get bit by a pit bull.
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- I don't understand. - See, the biggest...
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Uh, how long do you think this process...
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...usually ta-it's just a dial tone now. She just hung up on me, for some reason.
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Come here. Come here.
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Gimme that. Gimme that. Gimme that.
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Wait for me in the back-back.
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Okay, babe.
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Hey, who's that?
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It's my new girlfriend. Roxy.
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Mmm. Now that woman seems like a prostitute.
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That's because she is.
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You're dating a prostitute?
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Not for long.
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I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
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Oh, yeah!
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- What the hell? - Oh, no.
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- Are they... - Oh, no.
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Yeah!
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- You did not just do that. - Oh, ho, ho.
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That broad is a live wire.
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Whoo!
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I'm goin' outside, 'cause this place is a shithole.
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What are you cocks lookin' at?
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Frank,
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that woman is unspeakably crass.
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You're gonna marry that, Frank?
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She's been my number-one girl for a long while now,