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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 8 — Work Family

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Abbott Elementary

Episode title: Work Family

Air date: February 15, 2022

Director: Jay Karas

Top billed cast: Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti, Janelle James

After Jacob reveals a detail about his personal life, Janine realizes she doesn't know the other teachers as well as she thought; Gregory's stern teaching approach is causing his whole class to underperform.

Source: TMDB

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♪ Why you tryin' to gangbang, little boy? ♪

tryin

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♪ You playground age ♪

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♪ Instead of tryin' to set-claim ♪

tryin

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♪ You need to get on the swang ♪

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Yeah. Jake, how you like that, man?

jake

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Tell me how dope that was.

dope

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Uh, incredibly dope?

dope

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Ooh, you heard him!

heard

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I carpool with Janine occasionally

janine

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to reduce my carbon footprint,

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and Tariq is there sometimes when he needs to use the car,

needs sometimes tariq

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which is...all the time.

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Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna have to run it back for you.

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It takes a couple times to get the wordplay.

couple takes times

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-Mm-hmm. -Yo, you spit, too?

spit

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-Rap with me, Jake. -Oh, no.

jake

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That could potentially be very undope.

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Baby, his name is Jacob. Jacob.

baby jacob name

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Yeah, some people forget the "ob."

forget

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(chuckles)

chuckles

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Is -- Is that what you're gonna be performing later today?

today

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got way more, too.

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The show is about to be lit, to be honest, man.

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The after-party gonna be stupid.

party stupid

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Oh, no.

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It is an anti-drug and gang-violence presentation

drug

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for children.

children

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So no after-party.

party

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Tariq's gonna be performing some of his songs later today

tariq today

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at Abbott for F.A.D.E., Friends Against Drug Exposure.

abbott drug friends

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Yeah, he got the gig totally on his own.

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I mean, I reached out to the organization,

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and Tariq said, "Sure."

tariq

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Oh, baby, I was thinking.

baby thinking

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You've been working way too much lately.

working

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We need to go travel somewhere.

travel

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We got that F.A.D.E. money now, girl.

girl money

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(laughs)

laughs

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Oh, well, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

wanted

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Ooh, ooh, Paris!

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Or, uh, uh, Coney Island.

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-Oh. -We could go out there.

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I could get my Joe Chestnut on,

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you know, chow down on some Nathan's.

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You know, om nom nom nom nom.

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Yes, yes, yes.

yes

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But also maybe focus on the performance today.

focus performance today

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-You right. You right. -Yeah.

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-We could do that, too. -GPS VOICE: Turn left.

left voice

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Ooh. ♪ She gonna make a left turn ♪

left

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♪ I be preachin' from the lectern ♪

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♪ Lyrics so hot, it'll give you heartburn ♪

itll lyrics

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Oh, my God!

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My lyrics don't stop, Jake. Pay attention.

attention jake lyrics

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You're on the ground floor of something incredible.

floor ground incredible

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Yeah, it definitely feels like...the ground floor.

feels floor ground

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(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)

holdem holdem-playing makers makers-holdem makers-holdem-playing playing

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♪♪

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You know, a lot of people are slow to warm to Tariq,

slow tariq warm

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but you guys get along so well.

along

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Maybe you should come out and get pizza with us this weekend.

pizza weekend

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Oh, I can't. I'm busy on Saturday.

busy

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I didn't even say a date yet.

date

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W-- Oh, I see what's happening.

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You don't want to be the third wheel.

third

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-No. -No. Don't worry.

worry

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I actually know a great guy I want to set you up with.

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Uh, thanks, but I don't know how my boyfriend

boyfriend thanks

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would feel about that.

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Your what?

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My boyfriend.

boyfriend

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You have a boyfriend?

boyfriend

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-What's his name? -Uh, Zach.

name zach

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Zach?

zach

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And how long have you two been dating?

dating

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Like a year, plus another year.

another plus

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Jacob, how did I not know any of this?

jacob

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You've never mentioned him.

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Well, actually, I guess I just answered my own question.

answered question

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I thought you knew. I mean, I could've swore I told you.

couldve

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My friends say I won't shut up about him.

friends

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Your friends?

friends

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I thought we were friends.

friends

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We are. Yeah, we're friends. We're just, you know...

friends

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"You know" what?

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W-Work friends.

friends

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We don't talk about real deep stuff.

deep real stuff

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You told me when you got a tapeworm in Zimbabwe.

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Um, um, yeah, I was -- I was trying to be helpful,

helpful

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in case you ever go to Africa.

case

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Look, work friends are still friends.

friends

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They're just, like, friends in one place.

friends place

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Well, I thought we were friends in all places.

friends places

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We are -- We are friends in other places, actually.

friends places

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You know, just today we were -- we were friends together,

friends today

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you know, from my apartment to the school...

school

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-(school bell rings) -...where -- where we work,

bell bell-rings rings school school-bell school-bell-rings

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as friends.

friends

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Um...

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I can't believe Jacob didn't tell me about Zach.

believe jacob zach

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I mean, I have so many questions, okay?

questions

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Is he tall? Is he a cat person or a dog person?

person

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Is Zach spelled with a "ck" or a "ch"

spelled zach

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or, what I find to be the most exotic spelling, just a "c"?

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And...I don't know. Maybe he's right.

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Maybe we are just work friends,

friends

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because a "friend" friend would know.

friend

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Okay. Eyes up here. Farmer Hank has five turkeys.

eyes farmer farmer-hank five hank turkeys

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Then he buys four more.

four

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How many turkeys does Farmer Hank have?

farmer farmer-hank hank turkeys

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Are any turkeys pregnant?

pregnant turkeys

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Guys, let's focus, okay? Uh, you know what?

focus

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We're gonna do more math drills.

math

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(students groan)

groan students

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Statewide assessments are coming up.

coming

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It's a necessary evil.

evil

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They say not to teach to the test,

teach

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but if that were the case,

case

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they wouldn't give tests, would they?

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Six plus seven?

plus seven

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ALL: 13!

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-13 minus 6? -Can we please take a break?

break minus

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Is everything okay?

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I-I didn't see your class at morning recess.

class morning recess

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Yeah. Yeah. No. Everything's fine.

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Kids, turn to page 13 minus 6.

kids minus

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Seven.

seven

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So, the whole class is underperforming,

class whole whole-class

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specifically in math, so we're taking time in recess

math recess

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to practice to get those scores up.

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Well, you know, it's always been my thought

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that if one child fails...

child

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-Mm-hmm. -...it's on the child.

child

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-Right. -But --

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But if all of the children fail, it's on their teacher.

children fail teacher

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If there's something I'm doing wrong

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or if it can be improved upon,

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I am more than happy, uh, to take some pointers.

happy

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Wonderful. Lunchtime.

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You and me.

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Yes. Sure.

yes

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I am more than happy to give up some of my free time

free happy

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to gain knowledge and better myself.

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(chuckles)

chuckles

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I still didn't get my answer. 13 minus 6?

answer minus

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(students groan)

groan students

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That "uh" better be you thinking.

thinking

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(thunder rumbles)

thunder

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Well, looks like I'm not eating today,

eating today

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'cause if you think I'm getting this hair wet, mnh-mnh.

hair

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Yep, it's gonna be vending-machine lunch.

lunch machine vending vending-machine

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-Oh. -Well, look on the bright side.

bright

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Now we get to all stay inside and have lunch together,

lunch

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which will be nice because, despite what some people say,

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we all love each other, like one big, happy family.

family happy love

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Ugh, what are you talking about?

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I told her we're work friends, and now she's doing this.

friends

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Well, we are work friends. What's the problem?

friends problem

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Uh, no. No, no, no. We are a family.

family

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(mockingly) "We're family."

family

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Enough with that Dominic Toretto rhetoric.

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Th-There's a reason that there are nine of those movies.

movies nine reason

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Honey, family you kill for.

family honey kill

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I ain't killing for any of ya. Except Barbara.

aint barbara except

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Look, we come here, we love our kids,

kids love

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we exchange some delightful repartee.

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We are good colleagues.

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And then we leave. There's nothing wrong with that.

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But I just feel like it doesn't have to be that way.

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Girl, this ain't a sorority.

aint girl

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I'm not shoplifting Plan B for you.

plan

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See, this is what people are trying to avoid.

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I know.

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I just think we should spend the time

spend

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to get to know each other better.

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(thunder rumbling, rain falling)

falling rain thunder

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Oh, they may not want to share,

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but I have ways of making people talk.

ways

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-(thunder crashes) -Mm.

thunder

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I have enlisted the help of one of Abbott Elementary's finest.

abbott elementary

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Now, come on, come on. Show us what you got.

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-(clears throat) -What, here?

clears clears-throat throat

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-Yeah! -Yeah, here. Get this kid.

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Of course here. Come on. Teach us something.

course teach

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Uh, all right.

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Um, Farmer Hank has seven turkeys, then he buys six more.

farmer farmer-hank hank seven turkeys

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How many turkeys does Farmer Hank now have?

farmer farmer-hank hank turkeys

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-Hmm. -Is one of the turkeys pregnant?

pregnant turkeys

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One of my kids asked the same thing.

asked kids

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Because it's a good question,

question

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and it shows that they're using critical thinking.

thinking using

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It's irrelevant.

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No, it might be silly to you,

might silly

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but to them, it might be an important question that,

might question

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if they don't get it answered, they can't focus.

answered focus

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And diversions are an important part of learning.

learning part

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Otherwise, they're just memorizing.

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Memorization is how I learned all the states' capitals.

learned

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Juneau, Salem, Madison. I can keep going.

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In my class, we do silly voice time

class silly voice

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to, you know, break up the day.

break

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(high-pitched voice) And it makes learning more fun, too.

learning makes voice

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Okay. (laughs)

laughs

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Follow my lead. Here we go.

lead

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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

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What's happening?

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Oh, come on, now, son.

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Moving those hips a little, it is not going to kill you.

kill moving

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Now, let's do this math problem again.

math problem

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Oh, what's the turkey farmer's name?

farmer name

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-Hank? -Yes!

hank yes

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All right.

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♪ Hank has two turkeys ♪

hank turkeys

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♪ He gets two more ♪

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♪ How many turkeys? ♪

turkeys

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♪ Hank has two turkeys ♪

hank turkeys

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♪ He gets two more ♪

↓

♪ How many turkeys? ♪

turkeys

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(off-key) ♪ He has four ♪

four

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(laughing) Aah! Yes!

laughing yes

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(silly voice) Or six if one of the turkeys

silly turkeys voice

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is pregnant with twins. (silly laugh)

laugh pregnant silly

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(normal voice) See? Who told you learning can't be fun?

learning normal voice

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-Mm. -Mm-hmm.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, you look a m--

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Wait a minute. (sniffs)

minute sniffs

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What is that smell?

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Is that...

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Danny Wok's makes the best chicken in all of Philly.

best chicken danny makes philly

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I don't know what Danny puts in that chicken, but it woks.

chicken danny

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Mmm! That was very thoughtful of you.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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-If you want the "Wok"... -(thunder crashes)

thunder

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...you gotta talk.

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Okay. So, I thought we all could play a little game

game

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to get to know each other better.

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(all sigh)

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This text said that you had Danny Wok.

danny

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That's the only reason I'm here, Dork Dash.

reason

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It's a simple, fun game where we write down a little fact

fact game simple write

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about ourselves on these cards,

cards

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something you think no one else knows.

knows

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Then the cards are shuffled,

cards

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and we try to figure out who each secret belongs to.

figure secret

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It's so fun.

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-When do we get the chicken? -When you tell a secret.

chicken secret

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My cousin turned down the hit on Bobby Kennedy.

cousin

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Not that kind of secret, and we write it down.

secret write

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Janine, please, just give me the food.

food janine

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Guys, you get the wings when you say the things.

wings

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Okay.

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(indistinct whispering)

indistinct whispering

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Don't love being left out of huddles.

left love

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Okay.

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Oh, I can feel us getting closer already.

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Okay, Sister Sledge, let's get this over with.

sister

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All right. So, "I once drank three cups of coffee,

coffee three

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thinking it was decaf,

thinking

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and started tap-dancing in front of my students"?

front started students

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-MELISSA: Wasn't me. -Okay, I no longer

longer melissa

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-keep tap shoes in my classroom. -JANINE: Okay.

classroom janine shoes

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"I won a bronze medal for a hammer throw

throw

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in the 1976 Olympics."

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What can I say?

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The rumors about the Olympic Village are true.

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JANINE: Let's move on.

janine

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"I once impersonated Jill Scott

jill

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to get free bottle service at Xfinity Live!"

free live service

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You don't even look like Jill Scott.

jill

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To white people in South Philly I do.

philly south south-philly white

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-(cellphone vibrates) -Sorry. I got to take this.

cellphone

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Okay. Hurry back.

hurry

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Hey, Pop.

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Gregory...you get a chance

chance gregory

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to look at those job listings I e-mailed you?

mailed

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You know, I-I haven't -- I haven't gotten around to it yet.

gotten

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Get around to it.

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When you gonna quit your babysitting gig,

quit

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get yourself a real job?

real

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You know who else could teach a first grader?

teach

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A second grader.

second

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(chuckles) That's funny, sir.

chuckles funny

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I actually, um, applied

applied

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to a few other principal jobs at other schools.

jobs principal schools

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I'm just waiting to hear back.

waiting

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Why don't you come work at the landscaping company with me?

company

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This school idea, I don't get it.

idea school

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You've been trying to become a principal

become principal

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since you left college.

college left

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Come do a real man's job. Time to grow up, Gregory.

gregory grow mans real

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(clicks tongue) I will consider that, sir.

clicks clicks-tongue tongue

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-I'll take it. -(chuckles)

chuckles

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All right.

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(cellphone chimes)

cellphone cellphone-chimes chimes

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(sighs)

sighs

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You loved Green Book?

book green loved

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It is a well-made film, okay?

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Do I think it's the most astute observation on race relations?

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No. But did I cry at the end? Almost.

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Okay, um, Gregory, why don't you pull a card?

gregory pull

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Uh, I think I'll pass on this one, thanks.

thanks

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Okay. No chicken for you.

chicken

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All right. So I'll go.

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This mystery person says,

person

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"I've been dating my boyfriend since eighth grade."

boyfriend dating grade

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(chuckles) Ooh! I wonder who this could be.

chuckles wonder

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Wait. Like, off and on?

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Well, who says it's me? But no, just on.

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-The whole time? -Yeah.

whole

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But you've dated lots of other people?

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Nope.

nope

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Why are you all looking at me like that?

looking

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Janine, sweetheart,

janine sweetheart

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you have only dated one man your entire life?

entire life

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Yeah.

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No women? Nobody else, ever?

nobody

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That just answers so many things. I mean...

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(laughs) Somebody get me a chair.

laughs somebody

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(laughing)

laughing

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(thud)

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Is -- Is the guy rich?

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No, not monetarily. He's an aspiring musician.

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So he broke? Somebody get me a fresh chair.

broke somebody

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Look, you don't know Tariq.

tariq

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He's sweet. He's caring. He's ambitious.

sweet

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Jacob knows.

jacob knows

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Oh, I've...

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He's very spirited.

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Spirited?

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I could use a little bit more help than that, Jacob.

jacob

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You know, he's...confident.

confident

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And, um, he's a real extemporaneous thinker.

real

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BARBARA: Hmm!

barbara

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I-I'm still getting to know him, I guess.

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Et tu, work friend?

friend

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You were beatboxing with him this morning.

beatboxing morning

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Did that mean nothing?

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(beatboxing) One joystick.

beatboxing

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(imitates record scratching) Wait.

record

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Does that mean that you're, like, secretly Mormon?

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-No. -Oh.

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You should be 'cause you need more men.

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-Can I get it? (laughs) -Barbara!

barbara laughs

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I'm sorry, Janine, but that was actually very clever.

janine

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Look, this is the man I'm going to marry.

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Janine, when people get married, they try a lot of cakes.

janine

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Have you had two slices of cake at one time?

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I can tell you, when I was at the Olympic Village...

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You know what? He is a good guy, and I love him.

love

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But how do you know if this has only been the one guy?

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But haven't you ever worri-- wondered,

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like, what -- who else is out there?

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-I mean, you've only... -Janine, you need to grow up.

grow janine

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BARBARA: The whole time, one guy?

barbara whole

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Ohh!

↓

Ohh.

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Oh. Hold on. You're gonna get drenched.

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Thanks.

thanks

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You okay?

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Yeah. Are they still in there making fun of me?

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It's only been a few seconds, so yeah, probably.

seconds

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Look, you can't care about

care

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what other people think about your choices

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'cause at the end of the day you're the one

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who got to live with them.

live

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My dad doesn't want me to be a teacher.

teacher

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What?

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But teaching's the best job in the world.

best world

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Well, Lieutenant Colonel Martin Eddie

eddie

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doesn't see it that way.

↓

But it shouldn't matter what he thinks, right?

matter thinks

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It should be about what makes me happy?

happy makes

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Does teaching make you happy?

happy teaching

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It could.

↓

Does Tariq make you happy?

happy tariq

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Hey! What y'all doing out here?

yall

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It's raining harder than an Usher video!

video

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-Um... -We're just here to greet you.

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-I'm Gregory. -Oh, what's up, Gregory?

gregory

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Are you the talent handler?

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Sure.

↓

I need some bananas in the greenroom.

bananas

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(vocalizing)

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-Hey, baby. -Hey. (clears throat)

baby clears clears-throat throat

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Everything okay? You seem off.

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Uh, yeah. No. I'm just nervous for you.

nervous

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Don't be nervous.

nervous

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This is gonna be like when Lil Nas X performed at that school.

school

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-Mm. -Except it's not a surprise

except surprise

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and they don't know the words and I'm very straight.

straight words

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But come on. Come on.

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-Bring it in. -Yeah.

bring

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-Yeah. -Okay.

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Lord, thank you for giving me this opportunity

giving lord

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to blow the impressionable minds of these young children.

blow children minds young

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-Amen. -Amen.

↓

-Okay. -All right. Come on.

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Oh, yeah, get it, get it, get it, hey, let's go, go!

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-Okay. I love you, baby. -I love you, baby.

baby love

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Let's get it! Yeah!

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Yeah, it's really hard breaking into the industry right now.

breaking hard

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Nobody's in that anti-drug, anti-alcohol lane, you know?

alcohol drug

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Don't nobody rap about stuff that's good for you.

nobody stuff

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You never heard a song called, like..."Broccoli."

called heard song

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Except that one song called "Broccoli,"

called except song

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but that's still about drugs, so -- Uh-oh.

drugs

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Stage manager pulling me away, y'all.

yall

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Tour life. You feel me?

life tour

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Hey, you got them Tastykakes, my man?

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I'm a girl!

girl

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Uh, okay, shawty. Where is my dessert?

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(chuckles)

chuckles

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Make some noise, Abbott Elementary!

abbott abbott-elementary elementary noise

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-(cheers and applause) -Yeah!

applause cheers

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Let's get it going!

↓

Yo, yo, yo, drop that beat.

beat drop

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♪ Crack, weed, dope, meth, y'all don't want no smoke ♪

dope yall

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♪ Oxy, Percs, Vic, bleep them pills, you don't wanna choke ♪

bleep

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♪ Stay in school and stack them M's, bleep you can get a boat ♪

bleep school

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♪ I'm bleeping your girl on a Jet Ski, bleep, bleep, bleep ♪

bleep girl

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-♪ She tryna float ♪ -This is the one?

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-TARIQ: Let's go. Okay. -You know what?

tariq

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-TARIQ: ♪ Yeah, unh ♪ -I kinda get it.

kinda tariq

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He got bars.

↓

♪ Hey, kids, don't be hypnotic, the flow is iconic ♪

kids

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♪ I touched that girl once, now she feeling aquatic ♪

feeling girl

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♪ Drugs are a no-no, we ready to go-go ♪

drugs ready

↓

♪ Don't sip lean, it'll make you a slow-poke ♪

itll slow

↓

♪ Oh, my God, I'm feeling lucky ♪

feeling

↓

♪ Spending that bleep like it's funny ♪

bleep funny

↓

♪ Did you know shrooms hurt your tummy? ♪

hurt

↓

♪ Bleep that bleep, we getting money ♪

bleep money

↓

♪ Like fifties and hundreds ♪ Yeah!

hundreds

↓

Come on! Get your little hands up!

hands

↓

Yeah! Yeah, get your tiny hands up!

hands

↓

Okay! All right. Okay.

↓

Hey, Janine.

janine

↓

Bounce, bounce, yeah.

bounce bounce-bounce

↓

Hey, I-I would like to apologize

apologize

↓

for saying that we're just work friends.

friends

↓

We are totally friends. You know that, right?

friends

↓

-I know. -If I were just your coworker,

↓

would I know you like to fall asleep

asleep fall

↓

to Last Man Standing every night?

night

↓

Hey, Tim Allen and that family

family

↓

have gotten me through some dark times.

gotten times

↓

Yeah. Last Man Standing is basically your Green Book.

book green

↓

But why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend this whole time?

boyfriend whole

↓

I don't know.

↓

I...I think I thought

↓

if I kept you out of my relationship business,

business

↓

I wouldn't have to weigh in on yours.

↓

(music continues)

music

↓

TARIQ: Yeah, Abbott Elementary, y'all don't hear me, man!

abbott abbott-elementary elementary tariq yall

↓

Y'all don't hear me, Abbott Elementary! Hold on!

abbott abbott-elementary elementary yall

↓

I need y'all to pay close attention, Abbott Elementary.

abbott abbott-elementary attention elementary yall

↓

What if this little stage manager shawty

↓

died from drugs right now?

drugs

↓

That'd be pretty messed up, wouldn't it?

↓

That was like an artistic interlude.

↓

All right. Let's get back to the music! Yeah!

music

↓

♪ I'm a sober guy, I don't get high ♪

↓

♪ If you take drugs, then you might die ♪

drugs might

↓

Let's go!

↓

Come on! Bounce, bounce, yeah!

bounce bounce-bounce

↓

♪ If you smokin' trees, don't come next to me ♪

↓

♪ 'Cause I'm high off life ♪

life

↓

♪ Don't take no LSD ♪

↓

Yeah! Bounce, bounce!

bounce bounce-bounce

↓

Yeah! Bounce, bounce.

bounce bounce-bounce

↓

Come on! Yeah!

↓

Open up that mosh pit! Let me see you!

open

↓

Bounce, bounce!

bounce bounce-bounce

↓

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

↓

Let's go.

↓

Oh, let's go.

↓

Oh, okay, I see you, talent handler!

↓

Oh, he going crazy! Yeah!

crazy

↓

-He going crazy! -Oh!

crazy

↓

Okay. Wow.

↓

Gregory dances.

gregory

↓

I don't think I've ever seen him experience...joy before.

experience seen

↓

It's...It's weird.

weird

↓

♪ At the party, I'm taking pics ♪

party

↓

♪ Do my dance and eat some chips ♪

chips

↓

♪ Drinkin' water, not taking hits ♪

water

↓

♪ Ecstasy gives you swollen lips ♪

↓

Yeah!

↓

Hey, uh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

↓

I-I want to do a quick shout-out.

quick

↓

Shout-out to a very special person

person special

↓

and the -- and the whole reason that I'm here.

reason whole

↓

This woman is my everything, my ride-or-die since day one.

ride woman

↓

He means that literally, like out the womb.

↓

To the most amazing second grade teacher

amazing grade grade-teacher second second-grade second-grade-teacher teacher

↓

and the most amazing teacher in this whole place

amazing place teacher whole

↓

and the only woman I ever been with...

woman

↓

-Oh. -...Janine Teagues.

janine janine-teagues teagues

↓

-I love you, baby. -Love you, too.

baby love

↓

(applause, music continues)

applause music

↓

Yeah!

↓

♪ If somebody try to give you drugs, punch 'em in the face ♪

drugs face somebody

↓

♪ If somebody try to give you drugs ♪

drugs somebody

↓

♪ Punch 'em in the face like ♪

face

↓

♪♪

↓

So, um, tell me -- as a friend --

friend

↓

what do you really think of Tariq?

tariq

↓

♪♪

↓

I had an ex back home that I was certain I would be with forever.

forever home

↓

What happened?

happened

↓

I realized I outgrew him.

↓

You know, it was no one's fault.

fault ones

↓

But I realized I couldn't be the best Jacob I could be.

best jacob

↓

Was it hard to let go?

hard

↓

Extremely.

↓

But if I hadn't, I wouldn't have met Zach.

zach

↓

Ah, yes. Zach, boyfriend of two years that I knew nothing about.

boyfriend years yes zach

↓

-(chuckles) -He's 5'9".

chuckles

↓

He loves dogs. He spells his name with a "ch."

name

↓

All right. Well, that's a start.

start

↓

I'd love to meet him one day.

love meet

↓

Unless, you know, we're not there yet.

↓

I'll bring him around.

bring

↓

Hey, whatever you do,

↓

you should know that I love and support you as a friend.

friend love support

↓

And, most importantly,

↓

maybe give yourself a chance to be the best Janine you can be.

best chance janine

↓

TARIQ: Let's go! Let's go!

tariq

↓

Yeah! Let's go. Whoo!

whoo

↓

♪♪

↓

Okay. This is gonna be on your assessment, so let's focus.

focus

↓

If there are 12 bikes and Riley buys 4,

↓

how many bikes are left in the store?

left store

↓

Why does Riley need so many bikes?

↓

That is a good question. For his friends.

friends question

↓

Is he in a bicycle gang?

↓

Yes.

yes

↓

Then there's 8 bikes left.

left

↓

That's correct.

correct

↓

Can you do the dance?

↓

What did I say?

↓

You get this right, then we dancin'.

↓

Come on, y'all. Get up with it.

yall

↓

Hey, okay.

↓

Okay. All right.

↓

Let's go. Hey, oh, oh.

↓

-(children laughing) -Oh!

children laughing

↓

Hey, oh!

↓

Hey!

↓

(laughs)

laughs