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Abbott Elementary

Season 1, Episode 1 — Pilot

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So, not good.
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Ms. Schwartz was out of line
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and clearly didn't know how to handle her class.
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-You hired her. -And fired her.
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They give me a lot of power around here. It's crazy.
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In the meantime, Mr. Johnson will be watching her class.
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Wait. Sorry. Mr. Johnson, the janitor?
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That's who runs the world, kids.
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I think maybe we should alert the school district to this.
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I mean, a child was harmed.
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Hey! H-Harmed? I handled this.
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No need to let them know that a child was harmed on my wa--
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on the school's watch, to be clear.
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Ava, this is not handled.
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There is a 70-year-old custodian who voted for Kanye
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teaching social studies right now.
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We need help. Look, I know we don't have any money --
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Okay! All right, I'll make a small
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emergency budget request to the district,
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and you guys can get pencils and hire aides
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or whatever else you need.
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-So even rugs? -Sure! Just e-mail a request.
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Okay, I can -- I can write an e-mail.
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Another day in principal life.
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♪ I believe the children are our future ♪
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Yes! Hear that?
yes
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-Ask and receive. -Mm.
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-I'll get you two. -Okay.
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Um...hello?
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I'm looking for Ms. Coleman.
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Oh, yeah, she --
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Hello.
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Hi. I'm Gregory Eddie. I'm the sub for the teacher
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who, uh... punted a student.
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Oh! You're the sub. Forgive me.
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I thought one of my colleagues here hired a stripper for me.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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Nice to meet you, young man.
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-Yeah, you too. -Yeah, nice to meet you, Ryan.
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It's Gregory.
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Eh, let's see how long you'll be here.
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Then I'll remember your name, okay, Tim?
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Yes! My dude.
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(chuckles) Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Keepin' it profesh. I like that.
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I'm Jacob.