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Yeah, well, I mean, it could be really easy, though.
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Now, remember, you got to redo Step 1
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Barbara was right.
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Don't do this right now. Don't do this right now.
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Okay, birthday boy...
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Well, it's not my sperm count.
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We are going to take you back, first to the year 1939...
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[LAUGHS]
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three.
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FRANCISCO, THAT'S FUN TO SAY--"FRANCISCO."
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- You're not helping my argument. - Okay, yeah. And if you're gonna chime in,
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I'm already ahead on the first couple of lessons.
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Thank you. Okay, I think I know what to do.
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Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's okay.
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And that is one of the many ways that My Octopus Teacher
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-we retire them. -Retire them?
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You know what? I'm out of here. 'Cause you guys are perverted.
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Thus, I do better work, like I'm doing now.
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FOUR.
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But we think it's bananas to make us write about
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-She was a hoot. -Yes.
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ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS!
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Oh, you know, speaking of options, I would love it
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- Did you say 500 bucks? - Mmm-hmm.
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WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE.
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Zucchini!
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Yes.
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-2 and 2 equals... -ALL: 4!
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that I will pop you upside your head
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Well, if you want to waste your time, fine by me.
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It's like "Back That Azz Up" for kids.
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(car horn blares)
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(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)
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-with a parent -- -Mom, I'm here.
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Okay, sorry.
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to go back to the way it was before the experiment. Interesting.
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(laughs)
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what presentations like this should look like.
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Is it bananas you don't like food? Yes.
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* Time, you know, with time *
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-- Captioned by VITAC --
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(chuckles) I mean...
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If I'm not in any of 'em and nobody's having sex,
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-if you faked a Herbie Hancock. -Oh, it's John Hancock.
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WE GOTTA REALLY HURRY UP, WALTER,
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♪ If somebody try to give you drugs ♪
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thinking it was decaf,
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-Just -- -(knock on door)
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