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AND EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IN YOU,
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They're gonna do the Malachi Crunch on him!
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not even including the five minutes you took
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* It seems like the hours Oh, everything done changed *
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Do you read me?
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-Okay, okay. -Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.
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I am always out of breath.
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(applause, music continues)
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Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years.
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- Yes. - Water. Like out the toilet?
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So, our girl really did a good job, huh?
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- Did you say 500 bucks? - Mmm-hmm.
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(laughter)
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-My favorite. -GERALD: Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
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Yes. I mean, most people just think of it
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SCAN AND FIND THE FLOOR EACH PIECE IS MOVING TO.
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You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
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ELVES? EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
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BUT I'VE WORN THIS MY WHOLE LIFE.
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NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Your floor is now clean.
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Come on. Do your job, son.
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our student retention rates.
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-The kids are doing the heavy lifting, so... -Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Welcome to Carl's Jr.
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
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Are you gonna do anything about them?
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-Um... -Uh...
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There it is!
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Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
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IN ONE OF THE MOST CRUCIAL PARTS
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and now you're getting your big break.
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He may not be good at math,
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I gotta get out of here. Whew.
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UH...
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I am really impressed.
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- No, you're already in your second act. - Me?
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You're the best. (chuckles)
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Aren't you going to lunch, Janine?
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that bougie people don't get mad at.
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- Oh, yeah. - I'm ready.
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And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
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and help him get it out.
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-and now I'm sick off of your mud pie. -What the hell are you talking about?
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because if it isn't playing, you're gonna get bit?
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had caught the attention of the highest levels of government.
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