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DIB DRANK THE LAST SODA.
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N-Next time, buddy. Go ahead, sit down.
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Where are the mailboxes?
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* That somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo man * [ Laughs ]
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Ms. Schwartz was out of line
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WILL EACH BE ASSIGNED TO AN ENEMY PLANET!
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(chuckles)
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that represented me in that hit-and-run.
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Well, I wasn't saying she was like a saint, saint.
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All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.
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- Where's that bonding strip?
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- Hey, man, we're closed. - Yeah, I know.
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I own and operate a vending-machine business.
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Like, right now, dude, I am doing leg lifts that are
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Judge should be like, "Guilty." Peace.
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You need some help?
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even at Abbott.
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- Hey, Dennis! What's up? - Listen, I got you some new CDs.
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(door opens)
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Oh. Absolutely. Yeah.
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-Toy? -T-O-Y. Toy!
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Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison.
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Italian?
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Look. I know. I should've stopped.
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He tried to ruin the country by pouring toilet water on crops.
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Mama! Mama!
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so you know they ain't gonna never make that movie.
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[cheering and applause]
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Honey, we got to put this up on our fridge.
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I actually throw up all the time, so it's okay.
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I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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No, no, no. I feel that with a more challenging workload,
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-You hired her. -And fired her.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SMACK IT OFF!
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- This particular individual's name is Not Sure. - Eighty billion.
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And... I'm gonna miss ya.
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AND IF SHE SAYS YES, YOU'RE IN.
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- That's your idea of romantic? No! - There are other kinds of romances
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I'M HERE WITH ANOTHER EYEWITNESS
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What are you, a hummingbird?
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Yeah. Keepin' it profesh. I like that.
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I loved the gifted program I was in growing up.
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Look, man. I'm from Baltimore, okay?
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No, it's your "stay down and let me get you some ice" moment.
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From now on, you must take good care of your toys!
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OKAY, I'LL COME BACK LATER.
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It is true. You wanted me to be someone
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