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Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
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Retirement?
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Extremely average in every category. Remarkable, truly.
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so she got herself a fake I.D. and a push-up bra,
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SORRY.
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Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
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I do not know that woman's name.
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Guess who's got another date
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If this was a small adult sneaker,
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Uh, okay. Uh--
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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Oh, elevated? Hell yeah, you got my okay on that.
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NO, BUDDY, YOU'RE NOT A COTTON-HEADED NINNY-MUGGINS.
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Quality control? (chuckles)
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Oh, yeah, I know, I forgot to tell you. That didn't work out.
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DON'T SPEAK-- DEBORAH, HANG UP!
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and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head,
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- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - No!
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- Oh, no, no. - We got plenty of brothers.
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What was the drama with Ava this time?
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-Are you okay? -Did you eat today?
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You know.
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I'm a teacher at Abbott Elementary.
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Well, actually, I guess I just answered my own question.
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but, uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
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-This is all my fault. -(buzzer buzzes)
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getting ripshit on ham.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M SANTA CLAUS.
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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS PICTURE?
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it's no men in uniforms,
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WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?
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Fifty --
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Yeah. Don't let it ruin your day, okay? You're still a great doctor.
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and know where they keep the ladder.
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Okay, I got an idea --
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RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF CENTRAL PARK.
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It's decent, but it's not as good as Dough Nuts. Sorry.
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I'll be right back.
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Maybe that's the problem.
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We need help. Look, I know we don't have any money --
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This is exactly why we need that dog.
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-Pshh. You wish. -(laughs)
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Everybody else. (chuckles)
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We should have an assembly and have
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Well, I e-mailed the superintendent
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I can't watch this. This is--
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Oh, private sector. Okay.
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My kids don't have half the supplies they need
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