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AVA: 5 years old, reading at a 4th grade level?
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I own and operate a vending-machine business.
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Or, as I call it, you know, regular tennis.
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I look different in my after-work clothes.
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You're funny. (laughs)
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Hi.
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But visual learning is so much better!
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-I can hear it. -Come on, let's go.
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Where was the last place you left him?
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Yeah. Do you want me to help you set up a page?
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To make the whole school blow up?
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So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
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(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)
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Devin, my guy, look at this.
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Prepare the OR, stat!
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♪ THIS EVENING HAS BEEN ♪
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♪ JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING ♪
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They're just, like, friends in one place.
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♪ WELL, MAYBE JUST A HALF A DRINK MORE ♪
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Jerry, please? My office.
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Oh, no, don't worry about it. It'll be safe. Trust me.
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or smashed or ripped apart.
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I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
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teaching social studies right now.
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IF YOU GET WIND OF ANYTHING,
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It survives.
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SANTA'S IN MANHATTAN.
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- How? - Think about it, you know?
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Oh, da da da! Not that brave yet.
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I thought you'd be working on your next miracle
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You taking the bar?
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It's just that this time is a little different.
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And Frank wants to go ahead and get married to Roxy as soon as possible.
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"You know" what?
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-5, 6, 7, 8. -♪ Match what I'm wearin' ♪
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Solid. (chuckles)
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- And then you suck on the lime. - Okay.
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I threatened a grandfather once.
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BUT BUDDY, HE'S--HE'S IN THE PARK WITH SANTA,
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if that's a thing?
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(door opens)
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-Mm-hmm. -Well, for lunch, madames,
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Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!
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He's all right. Why don't we drop him off?
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HEY! IT WASN'T ME.
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Well, try it this way --
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Listen, I-- I-- I "supersize" with you,
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The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.
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