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And, you know, Jacob will still teach.
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just smacks me in the face,
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I ruined it, but it happened.
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My youngest, Gina,
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-Oh. Ooh. Okay. -I feel lightheaded.
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I got it from Old Navy.
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about how this is gonna affect you.
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Okay. Then bring your little Nissan sandwich with you.
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So, what if we rewarded her?
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[ Groans ]
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I knew that chip metaphor would work.
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Okay, aspetta. Calm it down.
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We're sharing with the goal of making us all better.
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How wonderful.
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I knew he wasn't my dawg.
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so just as soon as the right guy comes along, you know--
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Okay, well, then I won't tell you
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Um, how are you settling in?
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- Hit that. - Yeah.
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BUT...I REALLY WANTED TO SEE YOU,
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What if this little stage manager shawty
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or invisible cars like Wonder Woman --
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about some much-needed improvements to the school
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and record a whole album of, like, anti-meth songs
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Please, pull over and wait for the police to incarcerate your passenger.
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Sure.
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It's trash.
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She only looks after herself.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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- Yeah, I'll come outside. - Yeah?
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You're gonna marry that, Frank?
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WHAT?
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I just thought if I could get up here and get this done,
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-Hey. -Have you eaten?
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Everybody else. (chuckles)
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How about I take you to dinner after this?
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-God. -And she's down.
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(cellphone chimes)
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Where's the rum ham?
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Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
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You know it! I got my favorite parking spot,
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For the last time, I'm pretty sure...
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SANTA, IT'S ME BUDDY!
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I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.
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You knew they were gonna do that.
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'cause it'd be one thing if he wasn't, but he clearly is,
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Um...
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-What? -Oh, no, no.